What did you wake up to this morning?

[EdinaTheConfessor]

I was woken by my 7 year old crying because his 12 year old brother said he would give him £6 if he licked his feet. Then refused to give him the £6 after the feet were licked.

For the record I have enforced the £6 debt in the hope it will teach the 12 year old not to make stupid bets with his brother. FML.

What nonsense have you woken up to this morning?

My cat demanding I scoop a poop at half five, he gets very agitated if his poops are left in the box too long and sings the song of his people at high volume until its removed. Bloody weirdo 😂

My boyfriend kissing my neck (he’s been away for a few days and think he’s missed me 😂)

I rarely name anything! They only ended up with names because they seem to have become permanent residents - they made the most ridiculous nest in my bay tree. They crash landed in it each time, and broke the nest. How their one baby survived I have no idea. Chaotic idiots!

Cat asking for her breakfast by jumping up alongside me and carefully laying her paw on my head with one claw extended. She's normally quite good on timings so I assumed it was morning (7am-ish) and got up, only to discover it was just after 6. Turns out that unbeknown to me DH had been up to the loo just prior and disturbed her, but then managed to convince her he was fast asleep again so she came to harass me instead 🙄

Magpies furiously having a go at each other. I mean arguing but I suppose it could also have been sex.

So funny! 😆 Love we’ve both chosen chaotic couple names!

The smell of smoke. That got me out of bed pretty rapidly!

7 year old's foot in my face (she's in my bed until I have money for another bed) and the dog asking to go out.

One cat standing on me and sniffing my nose, the other cat yowling like he was dying because his dry food bowl was only half full and he needed it filling all the way to the top.

The Park run director over the megaphone. I did that lovely drifting snoozing half awake half asleep thing for another half an hour

That would make me furious. Actual rage.

Next door using some kind of petrol fuelled noisy and smelly garden equipment. At 730am.

All quiet and relaxed here - there’s some new neighbour kids who have been out in their garden much earlier than anyone else over the summer (8am), but most schools went back here on Weds (Scotland) so it’s very quiet. The combination of a shock to the system for the kids, and a most welcome cooler night I would think!

DD gave us her latest lie in yet - 0855. Also very welcome! She’s been at a sports camp all week, so was shattered.

DH kissing me goodbye as he went off early overnight to paint his mum's house. Then DD5 and I made chocolate croissants and I'm now cuddling her because she's scared of the thunderstorm that's right overhead (Spain). It's just so much easier and more peaceful when DH us away, in spite of the storm...

My 12 week old puppy trying to get on the bed. He has learned to unlock his crate.

1am - something (cat/fox) rustling in my neighbours garden
4am - needed a wee and had a headache
6am - another neighbour chatting loudly on their walk outside my house
7am - nurse who visits an elderly neighbour chatting on loud speaker walking past my house

Another foot licking one but it was the dog licking my foot. At about 5 am.
She's lucky I love her.

Cheeky fuckers!

Waking 1, 0200: Middle cat using my pillow as a step up to hunt for non-existent treats on my headboard shelf, then raiding the bin for an empty packet.

Waking 2, 0400: Smallest cat licking my face and biting my nose to wake me up for breakfast.

Waking 3, 0600: Binmen collecting the glass recycling they should have collected on Thursday.

Waking 4, 0700: Biggest cat racing across the bed to catch a fly.

7 year old DD. "Look at this scratch in my ear". It was 7.20 so can't be too annoyed, but I was right in the middle of a dream!

Our wood pigeons are called Molly and Arthur. I wondered what was causing all the feathers on the ground!

A very full bladder 🤣

A bloody awful cold, blocked nose, headache, mucus running down my throat.

My Dd watching Youtube (she’s not allowed) as Dh forgot to switch it off last night. Dh asleep on sofa next to her. I opened back door to intense heat and Dd’s friend calling over the fence to play. This was at 9.15
Now Dd has gone to hers to play, Dh gone to the shop, so i’m sat quietly with Ddog having a coffee

DDog bouncing and grunting in the doorway at 6:59.
He has a very accurate sense of time but no awareness whatsoever of the weekend…