I wrote a post about Heather Herbert, who had made an early comment about Ann Widdecombe's death. A poster more or less told me to ignore H H's stuff and used a term which included the word Herbert. I picked it up. I de-railed in a way, and we have had a little side-conversation about the terms, total Herbert, right Herbert. I don't think Heather Herbert of Aberdeen University is a murderer but I do think he sounds like a very unpleasant piece of work, as well as being a right Herbert, a prat and a half, a total dickhead et cetera.
I was wishing I could pronounce a deuteronomic curse on HH, without wishing him physical pain. I expect Ann Widdecombe would know that the book of Deuteronomy is in the Old Testament. So, I hereby pronounce a curse on HH. I hope his crops fail and I hope his flocks die, or the modern equivalent.