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Thread 46 Starmer: Meloj kaj kastoroj sur monbiletoj, arbaro de kolero

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DuncinToffee · 24/03/2026 11:48

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DuncinToffee · 01/04/2026 10:40

Not sure if this is an April's fool

Thread 46 Starmer: Meloj kaj kastoroj sur monbiletoj, arbaro de kolero
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SerendipityJane · 01/04/2026 10:46

DuncinToffee · 01/04/2026 10:39

Starmer announces that the UK is pursuing closer EU relations:

“Brexit did deep damage to our economy. And the opportunities to strengthen our security and cut the cost of living are simply too big to ignore. We want to be more ambitious. Closer economic cooperation. Closer security cooperation.”

We should have a referendum.

"Do you want cheaper stuff ?"

Yes
No.

(Amazingly that is actually more detailed that the 2016 referendum)

placemats · 01/04/2026 10:58

DuncinToffee · 01/04/2026 10:40

Not sure if this is an April's fool

It's not an April's Fool. I did like Stella Creasy's April Fool about her joining Cbeebies News. For a nanosecond I was fooled 😄

BestIsWest · 01/04/2026 10:59

Going well for Reform in Pen-Y-Bont Bro Morgannwg then.

www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cje47941j4qo

PandoraSocks · 01/04/2026 11:05

BestIsWest · 01/04/2026 10:59

Going well for Reform in Pen-Y-Bont Bro Morgannwg then.

www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cje47941j4qo

Da iawn. I couldn't be more pleased for them. ☺️

placemats · 01/04/2026 11:21

placemats · 01/04/2026 10:58

It's not an April's Fool. I did like Stella Creasy's April Fool about her joining Cbeebies News. For a nanosecond I was fooled 😄

Edited

Oh wait, National Potholes Patrol probably is. Though every day's an April's Fool day with Badenoch.

PandoraSocks · 01/04/2026 11:35

Blimey. My normally Starmer-loathing DH has just said that he thinks Starmer did well in his speech and press conference today.😲

Strange times are upon us.

DuncinToffee · 01/04/2026 11:37

It was a good speech, closest he could come to a 'fuck Trump' as well

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BIossomtoes · 01/04/2026 11:52

Excellent speech. Exactly what we need right now.

SerendipityJane · 01/04/2026 12:03

PandoraSocks · 01/04/2026 11:35

Blimey. My normally Starmer-loathing DH has just said that he thinks Starmer did well in his speech and press conference today.😲

Strange times are upon us.

"Strange days indeed .."

SerendipityJane · 01/04/2026 13:44

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Thread 46 Starmer: Meloj kaj kastoroj sur monbiletoj, arbaro de kolero
BIWI · 01/04/2026 13:52

If only that were true!

placemats · 01/04/2026 14:13

DuncinToffee · 01/04/2026 10:40

Not sure if this is an April's fool

Twas not. I repeat, it wasn't an April's Fool. https://www.theguardian.com/politics/live/2026/apr/01/keir-starmer-rachel-reeves-iran-energy-bills-supermarket-cost-of-living-uk-politics-latest-news-updates

Credit for the photo: Jacob King/PA

Thread 46 Starmer: Meloj kaj kastoroj sur monbiletoj, arbaro de kolero
cardibach · 01/04/2026 14:14

Why is she wearing those shoes when she knew this was the plan?

DuncinToffee · 01/04/2026 14:15

Thanks placemats 😂

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SerendipityJane · 01/04/2026 14:15

Kemi keeps on digging herself a bigger hole.

Someone really should have warned her.

placemats · 01/04/2026 14:21

cardibach · 01/04/2026 14:14

Why is she wearing those shoes when she knew this was the plan?

nathan fillion hd GIF

😂

PandoraSocks · 01/04/2026 14:21

Oh God. I am cringing for her.

Eta: this is just another recycled chunk of Reform performative nonsense, isn't it? With a dash of Johnson thrown in.

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DuncinToffee · 01/04/2026 14:25

I am struggling to believe it is not an elaborate April's fool 😅

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SerendipityJane · 01/04/2026 14:26

cardibach · 01/04/2026 14:14

Why is she wearing those shoes when she knew this was the plan?

Tory planning

PandoraSocks · 01/04/2026 14:26

DuncinToffee · 01/04/2026 14:25

I am struggling to believe it is not an elaborate April's fool 😅

Me too. If it is, then kudos to Kemi.

placemats · 01/04/2026 14:31

DuncinToffee · 01/04/2026 14:25

I am struggling to believe it is not an elaborate April's fool 😅

I'm struggling to believe that Kemi has the wit to stage this as an elaborate April's Fool.

PandoraSocks · 01/04/2026 14:37

placemats · 01/04/2026 14:31

I'm struggling to believe that Kemi has the wit to stage this as an elaborate April's Fool.

She just posted a few minutes ago on her Facebook account. It is definitely not an April Fool.

She has a slightly worrying fetish for large machines. Tanks, tractors, JCBs.

Thread 46 Starmer: Meloj kaj kastoroj sur monbiletoj, arbaro de kolero
Llttledrummergirls · 01/04/2026 14:38

Fucking hell, how can we trust the leader of the opposition to make sound decisions with good judgement when she can't even dress appropriately for the job in hand.

That's an example of the best the conservatives have!

Normally I frown on pot shots about clothing, but dressing appropriately for the job is a basic requirement surely. And where is her hard hat. Absolute health and safety nightmare. Doesn't she need a CSCS card to work on a worksite with heavy machinery?
Edited again- and a licence to drive that piece of kit?

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