Amusing yet slightly embarrassing things your DC have said in public.

[Yourinmyspot]

When DD was around 2 she couldn’t say clock properly. We were sat in a packed hospital waiting room with a really big clock on the wall. She piped up ‘look at that big cock on the wall’. On the same theme she was telling on of our friends that she got a frozen cock for her birthday my friend was howling.

On going to the toilet with my toddler she shouts oo mummy you have new pants. I did have new pants but didn't need it shouting to the world ... I was in the toilet with 2 friends who found it very funny i heard the giggles.....

@Yourinmyspot one of my DS was always coming out with some corkers so embarrassing but the one time on the train the conductor came out the toilet my DS who was about 3/4 shouted at top of his voice “hey mr train man have you just had a wee” 😂😂😂

my DS also said to a man in our local shop with his helmet on excuse me mr you aren’t allowed to wear that in here whilst he had his scooter helmet on 😂

When out walking the dog with my youngest he loudly asked a man if he was his daddy. He knows very well who his daddy is and the two men couldn't look more different if they tried!

A friend’s toddler DS in M & S when she was looking at bras: “I know what they’re for. They’re for ladies to put their udders in.”

😂That reminds me of a friend's DS who on arriving late to nursery announced to all: "Sorry we are so late: my brother was milking Mum."

(Breastfeeding!)

Haha that’s brilliant 😂 my DS used to call my bra my boob shield 😂

On a theme park ride, screaming at the top of her voice "that tickles my tuppence"

My worst one, among many, was with my oldest son. He was in his buggy on the train with me and when it came to our stop I wheeled the buggy to the door and he shouted “Mummy, I think you forgot to pay”.

My Daughter loudly asked why a man in a wheelchair was wearing shoes and stated she didn’t believe he couldn’t walk. Son loudly asked about facts of life on the bus. Daughter (same one) at the zoo the penguin eggs were being removed by the keepers due to overcrowding and she screamed across the enclosure that “mummy he’s taking the eggs he’s killing the baby penguins”
Also another bus journey and thankfully not my child for once an elderly woman was asking little one about 4 what she wants to be when she grows up and clearly stated she was going to be a prostitute woman was horrified me and her mum laughed and spent the rest of the journey trying to figure out which profession she had been trying to say.

My DGS is a grabber. He loves to grab earrings, necklaces, boobs…

When she was about two, in a packed doctors surgery waiting room she let out a massive loud fart. Everyone burst out laughing, she looked around confused and said mummy shall I do it again?

Ah this thread has really cheered me up, I've read it all now and I'm glad it's not just my mad little son who causes havoc with his chat! 😂

Loved the granddad funeral one, so funny 🤣

OMG this is my favourite! That’s fantastic!

my daughter was out playing with the neighbours kids in the cul de sac and I called her over to put more sun tan lotion on. She was 3, the other kids between 3 and 5.

the other kids ran over with her, and lined up behind her, obvs thinking they all had to get it on, as I’d jist shouted, without thinking, come and get your sun tan lotion on and didn’t say her name. There was 5 of them in total. The other parents were all out and doing stuff in their gardens as the kids played and keeping an eye out, and smiled over, as it was very sweet.

i was happy to oblige, sat on my front door step and started lathering the kids up, and one little kid in the queue started taking his clothes off. When he took his pants down to his ankles to take them off, I said whoa, what are you doing, quite shocked. He said “my mummy always puts my suntan lotion on when I’m naked”. I responded “I’m not your mummy, pull your pants up,”

he looked very confused as he pulled them up , and the parents were all cracking up.😂

My DS was about four, shouted in delight from a small fairground ride to a crowd of spectating parents “Oh Mummy this feels lovely! It’s making my willy wobble!” 😂🤦🏻‍♀️