In this case, your deflecting allegations of 'stalking' add up to nothing more than my well-honed BS radar and no more than 30 seconds on AS confirming my hunch. Really not that deep, dramatic or difficult, if one has a basic grasp of arithmetic and even the most cursory knowledge of medicine courses.
Five years is the absolute minimum study duration for non-grad medicine anywhere. So 23 is the absolute minimum qualification age for a doctor, even before taking account of factors like planned or unplanned gap years for second round applications, missing grades or just finding oneself.
Neither my doctor DC nor I agree with the current strikes but saying (or concurring) that striking resident doctors are 'shameless dicks' is just hateful. Any UK medic parent understands the nuance of the current resident doctor situation and that the issues go well beyond pay, irrespective of how the BMA/media choose to frame it.
I'm very happy to leave this thread now but wishing you all the very best with any future delusions, fantastical musings (and dodgy maths).