Funny you mention this.
Me and my best mate nextdoor. he's six going on forty! were sitting on the wall discussing his school yesterday and I asked about the breakfast club and in his words.... "Oh I don't go to breakfast club for breakfast, the food is really bad and mum won't let me eat it." so I asked what was on offer. "white toast, hot dogs, sometimes cereal and fruit, sometimes not and you get milk."
Then his mum joined the conversation and said they have a very limited supply of decent food, so after the first 20 or so kids it's really only toast and jam left.
Yep, that would be a roaring success then! My best mate is a porridge boy, he's been brought up proper!