You get reincarnated in your next life as the item to the left right now , what are you in your next life?

[OneUmberJoker]

A can of diet coke

Glass of wine.

My phone.

A book of ghost stories

A copy of Cakes and Ale by W. Somerset Maugham.

A lamp.

A bloody vape. 😔

a punnet of grapes

A handbag carelessly slung on my ironing pile

A broken mop. Great.

A coaster with bees on

Cushion

A petrol pump

A stuffed dinosaur

A knackered old armchair - oh hold on, I might be that already!

My daughters tablet great im going to spend all my time being poked and prodded with sticky fingers

A dining chair (an uncomfortable one)

A potato

A pair of lilac headphones.

A spinning wheel. I'm pretty happy with that tbh, as inanimate objects go!

Ditto

A cushion

A bag, which would be quite good as I would get to go to lots of different places!

My husband 😂

I could live with this.

Broccoli