You get reincarnated in your next life as the item to the left right now , what are you in your next life?

[OneUmberJoker]

A can of diet coke

My cat, perfect 👌

A broken toy helicopter

A birthday party invitation

A beagle! ☺️

A train 😂

Toilet roll… 😳

A cherry magnum

The recycling bin 😨

A lovely stripy feather filled cushion

Nice, I can literally lounge around for the entirety of my life - can't grumble at that.

A random old man (on a tram)😬

A cushion!!!

A poodle. I'll take it.

Fire pit.

A Ritz cracker with a piece of brie on it.

Fat female bulldog puppy 🐶

I’m a vizsla what a great life ❤️

A bath mat. Yes I’m on the toilet

Ikea Pax wardrobe.

An individual pot of rice pudding.

A spoilt rotten Bedlington Terrier

If I come back as this arsehole the world is fucked.

A Habitat wine glass with rosé

Jack Russell terrier ❤️

My Border Terrier.

Ive already got the beard, thanks to menopause.

That made me choke on my drink! 🤣

It reminds me of my friend who turned up late and her child said “we’re late because mummy was shaving her beard!”