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You get reincarnated in your next life as the item to the left right now , what are you in your next life?

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OneUmberJoker · 18/09/2025 18:09

A can of diet coke

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lljkk · 18/09/2025 19:54

Dried apricots

GetaitdownyouLove · 18/09/2025 19:57

A large heated throw.

WontLetThoseRobotsDefeatMe · 18/09/2025 19:59

A white sparkly ball of wool Glitterball

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Offredismysister · 18/09/2025 20:01

A Springer Spaniel.

autienotnaughty · 18/09/2025 20:05

I’m a book. I’m happy with that.

Myfluffyblanket · 18/09/2025 20:06

An old Jack Russell wrapped in my fluffy blanket.

You get reincarnated in your next life as the item to the left right now , what are you in your next life?
NetballHoop · 18/09/2025 20:09

A grandfather clock filled with spiders webs.

I'm not supposed to hoover them up as it's "VERY sensitive".

Don't tell anyone but I do sometimes stick a sneaky nozzle in there and clear some of the jungle.

Jazliv · 18/09/2025 20:11

A baby

MsSmartShoes · 18/09/2025 20:12

FFS - a big house spider. Thanks for making me look, it’s dead now.

Topseyt123 · 18/09/2025 20:12

A long curtain that is flapping in the wind.

GimmieABreakOr3 · 18/09/2025 20:12

OneUmberJoker · 18/09/2025 18:09

A can of diet coke

A sausage dog 😍🥰

FrangipaniBlue · 18/09/2025 20:16

DH 🤣

Pigeontails · 18/09/2025 20:18

Ceiling. Lying on right side in bed. I can spy on people in next life 😎

Myfluffyblanket · 18/09/2025 20:26

FrangipaniBlue · 18/09/2025 20:16

DH 🤣

Oh, bad luck.
Unless he's nice, of course!

Crunchymum · 18/09/2025 20:50

Big pile of washing next to me, needs to go into the hamper. One of the big, fat white cats sleeping peacefully on top of said pile.

My cats are very well looked after so I could live with coming back as one of them!

LasVegass · 18/09/2025 20:56

Funny to read how some will be roaming as majestic cats and indulged dogs, while others will be blowing in the vastness as hairbands, loo rolls, bits of fluff, pieces of electronics or plastic with long forgotten purpose 😀

OneFootAfterTheOther · 18/09/2025 20:57

Jigsaw or blanket

EnglishSpringerSpanielMum · 18/09/2025 21:00

An English Springer Spaniel.

LadyMonicaBaddingham · 18/09/2025 21:01

I'm a cushion. A fairly easy life, I'd hazard...

Pieceofpurplesky · 18/09/2025 21:02

I could cope with this!

You get reincarnated in your next life as the item to the left right now , what are you in your next life?
ThreePears · 18/09/2025 21:04

A stack of used plant pots, a panini press, a pair of socks with toadstools on and a cat grooming brush.

And I bet that's the first time in the history of the universe that anybody has written that sentence. 😂

StepawayfromtheLindors · 18/09/2025 21:05

dental floss

StepawayfromtheLindors · 18/09/2025 21:06

LadyMonicaBaddingham · 18/09/2025 21:01

I'm a cushion. A fairly easy life, I'd hazard...

Until someone with a massive backside chooses you to sit on

BashfulClam · 18/09/2025 21:10

My husbands AirPods, well at least we’d spend quality time together.

Cairnmum · 18/09/2025 21:19

devildeepbluesea · 18/09/2025 19:51

If I come back as this arsehole the world is fucked.

Same

You get reincarnated in your next life as the item to the left right now , what are you in your next life?