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You get reincarnated in your next life as the item to the left right now , what are you in your next life?

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OneUmberJoker · 18/09/2025 18:09

A can of diet coke

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Idstillratherbepaddleboarding · 18/09/2025 18:57

My 4 month old Labrador puppy, who’s snuggled on the sofa, snoring loudly with a full belly and no anxiety about bills or work tomorrow. That’s exactly who I’d want to be reincarnated as!

Eviebeans · 18/09/2025 18:57

A wood burner

Nutmuncher · 18/09/2025 18:58

A giant Diptyque Baies candle or a pair of pilfered white hotel slippers.

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ItsFridayIminLoveJS · 18/09/2025 18:59

A nail file.

Catnapsallday · 18/09/2025 19:10

My beautiful, much adored, well fed ginger cat: I could do worse.😸

PestoHoliday · 18/09/2025 19:12

A tumble dryer.

Even in reincarnation I'm doing frigging laundry. Just No.

Purplemist · 18/09/2025 19:15

A tub of salt and vinegar Pringles.

EveningSpread · 18/09/2025 19:15

My 11 month old daughter! :O

Arraminta · 18/09/2025 19:16

An embroidery hoop.

Ihateboris · 18/09/2025 19:18

A labrador...

You get reincarnated in your next life as the item to the left right now , what are you in your next life?
GrannyAchingsShepherdsHut · 18/09/2025 19:19

Alexa.

Bloody hell, even being dead doesn't get me any peace from people asking daft questions...

80smusicandavoulevant · 18/09/2025 19:19

Bottle of oestrogel

Slimagain · 18/09/2025 19:22

a log store

Brightermornings · 18/09/2025 19:23

A handheld fan

Unicorn34 · 18/09/2025 19:24

A very tall cat tree

Marcipix · 18/09/2025 19:24

A black dog

ilovepixie · 18/09/2025 19:24

A cat play tree

BratPitt · 18/09/2025 19:27

Cat! I'd like that.

Unforgettablefire · 18/09/2025 19:29

PlutarchHeavensbee · 18/09/2025 18:11

A bloody vape. 😔

Same 😂

Meadowflower2023 · 18/09/2025 19:29

A half eaten pack of vegan marshmallows (I’m not vegan or even vegetarian but didn’t want to waste them)

You get reincarnated in your next life as the item to the left right now , what are you in your next life?
OctopusSexArm · 18/09/2025 19:35

LasVegass · 18/09/2025 18:32

A hairband. And a pretty basic one at that.

I read this as a husband and thought yeah, mine too 😂

Q2C4 · 18/09/2025 19:35

My granite kitchen table

frozendaisy · 18/09/2025 19:37

A newspaper university guide 2025/6 supplement

Dexies · 18/09/2025 19:37

A Wacom tablet 😆

SirChenjins · 18/09/2025 19:38

My 4 year old cockapoo who has the best life playing, sleeping and eating. I'd be delighted if I was reincarnated as him ☺️

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