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You get reincarnated in your next life as the item to the left right now , what are you in your next life?

183 replies

OneUmberJoker · 18/09/2025 18:09

A can of diet coke

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SardinesOnGingerbread · 18/09/2025 21:20

I'm embarrassed to say it's the loo roll. Sorry everyone.

SoftOctoberNight · 18/09/2025 21:26

SardinesOnGingerbread · 18/09/2025 21:20

I'm embarrassed to say it's the loo roll. Sorry everyone.

I recognise that username! St Clare’s?
I’m a cup of tea.

megacat · 18/09/2025 21:27

Andsoitbeganagain · 18/09/2025 18:11

A book of ghost stories

What book is this please? Is it any good? I love reading but for some reason have never thought of ghost stories.

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mrswhiplington · 18/09/2025 21:41

A duvet in a bin bag.

DD is getting better ready for moving out and there's stuff everywhere.

FuckoffeeBeforeCoffee · 18/09/2025 21:42

A dog.

Pollypolls · 18/09/2025 21:49

A blanket

Lightuptheroom · 18/09/2025 21:50

A standard cockerpoo who is currently trying to breath in my ear (he's 25kg so it's rather strange!)

YouCanCallMeFliss · 18/09/2025 21:50

Sausage dog!

Pringleinjury · 18/09/2025 21:52

Purplemist · 18/09/2025 19:15

A tub of salt and vinegar Pringles.

Ohhhhh they’re the most dangerous ones.

DisforDarkChocolate · 18/09/2025 21:54

A phone charger, destined for abuse and then chucked in a bin!

BleachedWail · 18/09/2025 22:55

A cushion… looking forward to it to be honest … least I’ll be comfy and can rest on the settee

FrangipaniBlue · 19/09/2025 07:29

Myfluffyblanket · 18/09/2025 20:26

Oh, bad luck.
Unless he's nice, of course!

it’ll be nice having other people doing the “mental load” 🤣

Lilacspring · 19/09/2025 07:36

A bus window

SkiAndTravelTheWorldWithMyDog · 19/09/2025 10:05

A spoiled dog.

OhNoNotSusan · 19/09/2025 10:08

a lap top

CurlewKate · 19/09/2025 10:13

A cut crystal dish full of Malden salt.

WibbleyPie · 19/09/2025 10:17

A door, or if you're looking down a door mat.

No change there then 🤣

tumblingdowntherabbithole · 19/09/2025 10:25

A dog 🐶

Itsasecretnow · 19/09/2025 10:37

Jesus, I’m a recycling bin! Pretty much how I feel in this life, tbh 😂

TheExcitersblowingupmymind · 19/09/2025 10:37

A glass of water

Itsasecretnow · 19/09/2025 10:37

CurlewKate · 19/09/2025 10:13

A cut crystal dish full of Malden salt.

I’d accept that! 😄

Wishimaywishimight · 19/09/2025 10:43

An electric toothbrush - I can hardly wait 😂

Greeniscalming · 19/09/2025 11:48

A bag for life.

julietteoubliette · 19/09/2025 11:49

A fluffy blanket

Grumpyoldpersonwithcats · 19/09/2025 12:23

Greeniscalming · 19/09/2025 11:48

A bag for life.

That's strangely appropriate for reincarnation 🤣