Why are three year olds so mortifying!?

[HairsprayBabe]

Just got a call from nursery - a wellness check - DD told her key worker that "mummy is very sick from drinking too much wine" 🙃

Key worker saw me at drop off and I was clearly not drunk or hungover - she just had to check and we laughed about it.

To be clear - I drink a few times a year, Christmas, weddings ect. and never to excess, 3 max 4 drinks. My children have never seen me drunk or throwing up hungover. I haven't even had a hangover since way before I had kids.

Me and DH and extended family have openly joked about pre-kids, uni life, hen-dos, weddings etc that have included "being sick from too much wine" - not just me! Which I know is where it has likely come from but I am SO embarrassed, really looking forwards to pick up this afternoon 😬maybe I do need a wine!

Make me feel better with the lovely things your little darlings have said about you!

He was quite right! Those things are gross, I can't believe anyone ever wore them. Emperor's new clothes moment, delivered by a child.

This is my favourite 😂😂😂 I can just picture it
Also “skeleton face” as a very close second

That is so funny..

That must have been mortifying. 🤣🤣🤣

When my youngest brother was born, my next youngest brother took him into nursery for show and tell. Teacher asked who he looked like and my brother replied “the neighbour”

😂😂This wins!

I had just taken DS, aged about 3, to the toilets in Tesco's when he suddenly started talking loudly about vulvas (he'd recently asked me what that part of my anatomy was and it temporarily became his favourite word.) As if that weren't embarrassing enough, he then pointed at someone on a mobility scooter and yelled, "you can't ride that in here!"

We were preparing to go to a festival a few years back and were in GoOutdoors. I decided to 'treat' myself to a SheWee.

In the car in the way home, my 4YO son was intrigued and asked what it was and what I needed it for. I explained it was a pretend willy so that I could do a standing wee at the festival. All good, no further questions or comments.

Cue a week later, I was paying for soft play when out of nowhere, he announced 'my mummy just got a new purple willy'. The poor teenage Saturday girl had no idea what to say or where to look while I protested repeatedly that it was a SheWee to the sniggering parents stood around me...the shame!

My DD, aged about 7, wrote in her "what I did at the weekend" diary at school that we'd had a party at the weekend and that "mummy smoked some funny cigarettes". Reader, it was the 1980s, and they were Sobranie Cocktail!

The first time my niece saw identical twins was in the supermarket she was blatantly staring as we realised what she was so transfixed on we realised the twins mum had also noticed and niece then walked into one of the columns. Broke the ice as we were going to apologise for her goggling at the poor woman😂

OMG that’s hilarious, mortifying but hilarious

Gdd1 was still just under 3 when nursery staff asked what she was doing in the play kitchen.
‘I’m having a glass of wine.’ 😂

In lockdown, my 4 year old would loudly shout out who wasn't wearing a mask when he was sat in trolley as we went around Morrison's.

Aah the 'mummy you're bleeding ' squeal

My daughter was forever saying funny stuff…
she told preschool that daddy walked around in mummys knickers … they said they said ‘oh does he?’ And were laughing… she then said … ‘yeah and he walks over Tesco naked!!…. Then said ‘I’m only joking!!!!