Should anyone want to watch the worst film ever made and/or deliberately waste an hour of their lives....

[Talonz]

....then it has just started on Film 4.

Enemy Mine. About an astronaut and a male alien who collide in space and crash land on a planet. The male alien turns out to be pregnant and they co-exist on some hostile planet or other.

Really shite.

Mine:

Koyaanisqatsi
Das Boot
Forest Gump

In the book (by Winston Groom) the line is "being stupid is no box of chocolates."

He probably knows that boxes of chocolate come with a little map so you know exactly what you're going to get.

I remember Koyaanisqatsi.

It had some music by Philip Glass and was a montage of human life and the natural world and some chanter in the background.

Raise you Blue by Derek Jarman. A narrative with a blue screen that never changes.

I agree and couldn’t even do 20 minutes. I just thought it was lego movie attempts erotic I think its because the Lego trailer had a guy with moving legs and arms too but more charisma.

Thank you for this I just watched the Trailer for Nutcracker

I hated The Shack. Many people raved about the film and the book. Perhaps I missed the point but I hated the fact that it focuses on the father’s devestation about the abduction of his daughter and completely plays down the response of the mother. And I also hate the fact that it tries to find meaning in the meaningless

I raise you showgirls from the 1990s

Zardoz, starring Sean Connery.

I loved Benjamin Button! I watched it twice. 😀. It’s fascinating reading about how people can absolutely loathe or absolutely love the same film.

Tbh that makes more sense than the film version.

Inwardly screaming laughing. Was it a gay porn film? 🤣

I'm getting the costume designer hated Connery 😁

Zardoz - of course! The floating rock head that spews out rifles to the crowds.

I love Zardoz! Such camp fun 😁I agree with many of the films suggested (Pretty Women & Forrest Gump particularly come to mind). But I will never accept there is a worse film than Sex & the City 2 & will die on this hill

I'm not into TV and films but that film with the animated sex mad teddy bear was the fricken pits. Four minutes of that shite was enough.

I look at this film still and Frankie Goes To Hollywood's "Relax" is coursing its way through my brain.

Ted? Very crass film, but funny in its own way.

I walked out of this too. And I love Kenneth Branagh.

Me too!

I saw a clip on Instagram of a film called The Room, made in 2003, which was supposed to be one of the worst films ever made. It looks absolutely dire.

I was laughing so much at the clip that I want to watch it now, just for the ridiculousness of it.

OH HI MARK.

I honestly didn't think anyone else had ever watched Rubber. That was an experience.

Birdemic (the trilogy) should probably be on your watch list.

Avatar (forgot to end, usual 'America saving everyone' trope)
Cloud Atlas
Lost in translation

It looks like a Second City/SCTV spoof. Sooooo bad.