Should anyone want to watch the worst film ever made and/or deliberately waste an hour of their lives....

[Talonz]

....then it has just started on Film 4.

Enemy Mine. About an astronaut and a male alien who collide in space and crash land on a planet. The male alien turns out to be pregnant and they co-exist on some hostile planet or other.

Really shite.

I raise you God's of Egypt where the CGI is shocking, there's a ninja, no storyline and the Gods change in size for no reason.

And Equals. It's on iplayer at the moment if you want to cry at the painful slowness of it.

Yeah, that’s a terrible, terrible film. Utter rubbish.

The lobster absolutely the worse film ever so pretentious and such bollocks and I hate hate hate 2001 a spave odyssey again pretentious slow boring shit.

It truly is.

Sorry to remind anyone of it's existence! 😱

2001 A Space Odyssey is one of the finest films ever made!

DH and I have this thing were we deliberately pick crap sounding films to watch for the laughs, here are a few of our absolute humdingers:

The Great Wall of China with Matt Damon - absolutely batshit.

The Dark Tower, terrible but so bad it's funny.

And last night The Devil's Conspiracy - a complete absence of plot, surprising Amazon prime gave it a 4 star rating. We picked out purely on the basis of the ludicrous description.

I've just given up halfway through The Heretic. I feel like I'm trapped in a drunk, circular argument in a student house. But darker. Also Hugh Grant will always be Charles in 4 weddings for me.

Downsizing.

Never ending ridiculousness. I'm a Matt Damon fan but this movie should never have happened. Hated it.

It is a cult now, but I do share the slowness critique. All those monkeys bashing around for 20 minutes for 1% gain.

It like the rusty sign in the opening scene of Once Upon A Time In The West.

Only movie I ever walked out of was Pirate Radio. I'm not a huge Philip Seymour Hoffman fan but he generally can act and that thing was just DOA.

Currently watching Groundhog Day, which I can confirm is still great!

I saw this with my 8 year old. I kept falling asleep and she kept nudging me away

I just finished watching Volvano - a volcano erupts in the middle of LA. Starring Tommy Lee Jones, Anne Heche & a pre SATC Jon Corbet.

It was the best kind of shite.

It's a tie between Jarhead and In Bruges for me. I had looked forward to both yet they were just so bloody dull and boring.

Anyone else hate The Favourite??

Gravity looked promising on the trailor and I usually like Sandra Bullock but it was boring. Sandra's character was so whiney and annoying rather than rooting for her survival I hoped she'd be killed.

That sounds so bad it would be awesome.

I just sat through The Banshees Of Inisherin (so?).
Dear God

Aftersun. Long lingering shots of Paul Mescal looking vaguely depressed for no apparent reason. I was so bored but held on as I thought surely something would happen. It didn’t.

That wasn’t a reply to the Babylon comment! Just incompetent posting

Yes! I had to watch this for my French degree. What a load of self-indulgent, wanky drivel.

The Greasy Strangler. A dirty old man goes around strangling young women.

The book Langoliers is good, film not so much! SK stories are usually crappy films though except The Shining

Enjoying this thread, I'm going to offer some newer films whilst I finish the thread I'll hopefully remember some more:
Mother ... just weird
The Substabce - had promise but just got fucking insane at the end

Eyes wide shut. Actually left the cinema half way through.