Should anyone want to watch the worst film ever made and/or deliberately waste an hour of their lives....

[Talonz]

....then it has just started on Film 4.

Enemy Mine. About an astronaut and a male alien who collide in space and crash land on a planet. The male alien turns out to be pregnant and they co-exist on some hostile planet or other.

Really shite.

I got 30 pages into the book and dumped it.

3 very popular, successful films which I found dreadful… kept looking at my watch thinking’When the hell is this crap going to end?’
Forest Gump
Mama Mia
The Greatest Showman

The Cook, the Thief, his Wife and her Lover.

I swore never to watch anything else Peter Greenaway made ever and I never did. It was truly horrible

The Girl with the Pearl Earring?

I'm actually intrigued to watch it now

I beg to differ - Sex and the City 2 is the worst film evil. 2.5 hours of my life I will never get back.

I said this earlier in the thread - it is so so bad. Have you heard the Mark Kermode rant? It is brilliant W

“Anything to Survive”, Matt LeBlanc pre-Friends. Diabolical.

The Tin Drum. Art House shite. Went to see it at a pretentious art house cinema when at Uni. It was quite old then. Totally boring.

Beetle juice. Weird and boring. I know it’s having a resurgence.Totally rubbish

Starship Troopers. Large unconvincing insects attack.

Pretty Woman... Some people love it but I can't get my head around the concept..

To be fair it has not aged well!! Now it’s a bit wtaf??

The Blair witch Project, we walked out of the cinema.

So much hype at the time! I was just bored to tears.

I'd forgotten that pile of shite.

We have a new entry for contention.

Fight or Flight.

Seems to be a remake of Bullet Train, just on a plane instead with Josh Hartnett wigging up as Brad Pitt.

Love the other two but I was bored to tears by Forest Gump and quite confused as to what we were supposed to feel about the main character - sweet but so easily swayed that if conditions were right he would probably commit terrible crimes against humanity as another flavour in his box of chocolates. Saw it once at the cinema. Never again. Maybe I remember it wrong. I liked the bit with him running though.

When video players were first affordable to rent, my DH ordered some films. Blood on Stms Claw e rented from a postage video film company.

Beyond awful. If there was a coherent script it didn't show.

And if we were talking about wooden acting, iffy main plot line, unbelievable main characters in TV series, I give you The Thornbirds.

It’s shite. Full of “oh my”

Is that the one where he doesn't speak? So dull.

I enjoyed it!

The worst, but possibly funniest film I’ve watched was llarmageddon. Honestly it was so bad it was bloody brilliant, I laughed until I cried. I recommend anyone giving it a go it you want to waste some time.

lol 😂 And I HATE the ‘life is like a box of chocolates’ line!

Yes, that's the one! Apparently according to the blurb there are a grand total of 51 words spoken in the film. Dull is an understatement😆

Another turkey - Australia starring Nicole Kidman and Hugh Jackman never got beyond 20 minutes, just dire.

I agree! The ‘fairy tale’ of a prostitute being rescued by a rich man. Then the preposterous incident where she was SO offended by another man trying to get in her pants. Ooooh but she flossed and didn’t do drugs 🤣 ( yes I watched it closely!)

I think I might love Mark Kermode 🤣