Things Mumsnet is consistently snobby about..

[Thedarkmode]

I always find this fascinating.

AI holidays
Period features
SUVs
Buying new baby clothes/decorating a nursery.

What else?

Photographs on the wall - especially if they're canvas!
Baby names
Women who dare to take selfies

Do you love a half board? 😂 actually… i’d quite like that I think. I was going to have a go but you’ve inadvertently sold me on my next holiday!

No. Buffets ......I want a menu and to be served from that

Not queuing for dinner or a drink from the bar

Non-tippers
People who earn under 30K
Young parents

Party bags

Rich people who look rich eg expensive cars & handbags. You aren’t classy unless you drive a banger except if you’re a member of the RF & then range rovers etc are ok.

Daring to want an engagement ring that cost more than a fiver…” I mean, what did you get him Mrs Grabby pants? Hmmmm? I’m just so baffled by your neediness, gosh, are you ok OP?” being the standard response.

Ham

And salads

Oh god this! That takes the number one spot by a mile!

Lip filler.

The Midlands

Definitely AI holidays.
Not just northerners, ordinary people, possibly commoners
Caravan holidays etc unless center parcs
Other people's house budgets, "you'll never get a 3 bed for 2 million in Wimbledon, have you considered Skegness," comments.
Poodle crosses only a greyhound will do.
Tesco and Iceland.
Yankee candles

Social housing
Not driving
Low earners
'Unskilled' service jobs

White stuff, Fatface and Seasalt

Has to be Cos or Hush or Mint velvet

Marriage proposals
Unmarried mothers…especially if SAHMs
SAHMs in general
Foreign weddings
Foreign hen dos
Living close enough to your mum to pop in
Wearing heels (so 1996)
Celebrating adult birthdays

Skinny jeans.

Having a birthday cake that’s not Colin Caterpillar
Paying more than £10 per month for a phone contract
Buying a car on finance and not getting an old banger paid for in cash

You’re so right!!! Especially the heels I love my heels and I’ll walk into the grave wearing them! And my god I wish I still had my mum to pop in on. And actually, your whole list… I want all of that, it’s lovely! ❤️

It's not "snobbery" to dislike the UAE. It's just having a moral compass

BRIDES

WEDDINGS

Stock cubes, apparently 🙄

Parenting, kids must never be heard and you must never let your child watch a table or the tv

Non-working mothers
Part-time working mothers
Full-time working mothers

Opening the door to someone who dared to ring the door bell.