What is the most miserable biscuit in existence?

[noblegiraffe]

DH and I are not eating sweet stuff for January and today he commented that he was so fed up with it he would even want to eat a really crap biscuit, so we were debating what that would be.

He reckoned the worst biscuit would be a Nice biscuit, but I think I would much rather eat one of those than a Garibaldi.

Is there a biscuit even more disappointing, that you would be less likely to accept an offer of than a Garibaldi biscuit?

Digestives

Nooo! Taste good on their own, in chocolate form, as a cheesecake base or with a nice bit of cheese, what's not to like other than the white chocolate ones ??

Great taste in both pink wafer biscuits and music!

Oreos, as a PP suggested.
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I came to say Rich Tea. The most miserable biscuit and the most disappointing to see when you are offered biscuits. Try dipping them in your tea as well, they are rubbish at that despite their name.

Has anyone mentioned the biscoff ones.

They promise so much, individually wrapped, accompanying a coffee while out, continental type appearance. But then crumbly nothing.

Do you swallow them whole with a glass of water?

I always think of rich tea as the biscuit equivalent of dwarf bread.

Party rings you put upside down on your tongue and the icing dissolves in a most satisfactory way.

I love a rich tea, though the fingers are somehow superior to the round ones, especially when dipped in tea or coffee (and I also love a Morning Coffee, though most people would find them dull).

Worst biscuit is definitely a Garibaldi or a Fig Roll - the latter's just a big chunk of mush - bleurgh.

I'm struggling to come up with a biscuit I don't like.....which is why I am the size that I am

I wouldn't even touch one with my bare hands.

Rich teas are a waste of good calories!

Ugh Digestives
They stink of hamsters

Oaties. I'd rather eat cardboard.

Digestive. So so sad.

When have you been sniffing hamsters?

Oreos are horrendous.
Are they the only biscuit available in the US? 🤔.. and why have they infiltrated everything from ice cream to canned drinks? 🤨
The biscuits I hated as a child I now like.
Wagon wheels and Bourbons in particular. Custard creams are too sicky sweet though, so still a hard pass.

Oreos remind me of charcoal biscuits. The kind you eat to stop you farting dramatically. They are therefore known as the 'Anti-Fart Biscuit' in this house. Putting filling inside them doesn't help as the filling tastes of slime.

Rich tea biscuits are in my top 3 favourite biscuits!!! Love them.

Put some spready cheese on them.

Gluten free custard creams. Like eating drywall.

Oreos, gritty sludge or possibly sludgy grit.

Viennese whirls are my favourite.

My mother once gave us and the boys next door cream crackers with jam. The boys licked the jam off, thanked my mother ncely and said she could now have her "wee boards" back.

Hobnobs 🤮

Jacobs cream cracker