Peri-meno for extra science
Pampering makes me want to heave
Baby talk - choccies, veggies, yummy, scrummy
Dreary 50s speak - hubby, poorly, picky, dear and love as terms of endearment
Instahun - hun, gorge, insane (it's insanely creamy - wtf)
Words I was taught were c--n - toilet, serviette, settee, tea for dinner, dinner for lunch - I think it's bollocks but it still grates (I blame my mum)
mental healthology - triggered, trauma - when used for things that are actually just annoying or mildly upsetting
I say darling and cunt a lot though, which lots of people hate