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Which Christmas song do you hate the most?

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Thomasina79 · 24/11/2024 09:00

I particularly loathe all I want for Christmas is you by Mariah Carey

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Printedword · 25/11/2024 21:27

CoffeeAndPeanuts · 25/11/2024 21:03

No. You said it not brilliant - it's just a bit sweary & inappropriate.

I think it IS brilliant despite it being a bit sweary (and I don't agree it's inappropriate)

not the same thing at all

Clearly I was only commenting on the sweary bit

CoffeeAndPeanuts · 25/11/2024 21:29

CoffeeAndPeanuts · 25/11/2024 21:12

I can't find it😫. Is that the full title? Give Christmas?

Urgh, just realised I completely misunderstood!

he looks as rough as a badgers arse!!
makes Fairytale look positively upbeat!!

CoffeeAndPeanuts · 25/11/2024 21:31

Printedword · 25/11/2024 21:27

Clearly I was only commenting on the sweary bit

whatever.

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SpeculatingRooks · 25/11/2024 22:31

CoffeeAndPeanuts · 25/11/2024 21:29

Urgh, just realised I completely misunderstood!

he looks as rough as a badgers arse!!
makes Fairytale look positively upbeat!!

Yes not the cheeriest of fellows you could almost call him the anti-Buble 😂

StiffyByngsDogBartholomew · 25/11/2024 22:34

The fairytale of new york

my firm belief is that the only reason that people like it is because Shane McGowan sounds like a drunkard and they get to shout "cheap lousy faggot" and "happy Christmas you arsehole" At the top of their voices. To me it sounds like a couple of drunk people brawling in a dive bar which I guess is exactly what it's about but why anyone wants to listen to that beats me.

Andoutcomethewolves · 25/11/2024 22:45

SpeculatingRooks · 25/11/2024 22:31

Yes not the cheeriest of fellows you could almost call him the anti-Buble 😂

Haaa the only time I got to see him live he was staggering around swigging straight vodka and yelled at my mate's mum to 'fuck off you old hag' (admittedly she was heckling him a bit) 😆. Not cheery no but I still love (most of!) his work!

northernsouldownsouth · 25/11/2024 22:58

My favourite one in recent years is Carolyn's the Bells. I think it's based on a traditional Ukrainian carol. Anyway, it nukes all the bad ones mentioned in this thread for me! Grin

northernsouldownsouth · 25/11/2024 22:59

Carol of the Bells!

AllIWantForChristmasIsPoo · 25/11/2024 23:10

Kohlrabi · 25/11/2024 15:10

The choir of children sing their song. Ding dong ding dong ding dong

Fuck offffffffffffff Cliff Richard.

To be honest though, there isn't one that isn't a dirgy piece of shite that's been overplayed since the start of November.

Wasn't that Paul McCartney?

Kohlrabi · 25/11/2024 23:12

Paul McCartney had best go and fuck offffffffffffff then!

AllIWantForChristmasIsPoo · 25/11/2024 23:21

I saw mummy kissing Santa claus. Load of drivel.

Grandma Got Run Over By a Reindeer.

It's Christmas at Ground Zero by Weird Al Yankovich.

There's No one Quite Like Grandma (ok it's cute having kids singing but that song just doesn't do it for me)

Youhaveyourhandsfull · 25/11/2024 23:21

Simply having a wonderful Christmas time. Hate it. I love plenty of others though, and most carols.

MercyChant66 · 25/11/2024 23:39

Wonderful Christmas Time and Santa Baby are gratingly awful. My absolute favourite is Wombling Merry Christmas.

WillowTit · 26/11/2024 05:19

imo Fairy Tale of New York was good until it has been completely over played

Appalonia · 26/11/2024 05:32

northernsouldownsouth · 25/11/2024 22:58

My favourite one in recent years is Carolyn's the Bells. I think it's based on a traditional Ukrainian carol. Anyway, it nukes all the bad ones mentioned in this thread for me! Grin

That's like a John Lewis ad!

SharpOpalNewt · 26/11/2024 05:49

I think the new Band Aid remix is possibly the worst song I've ever heard. No wonder Ed Sheeran was pissed off about it.

Romeiswheretheheartis · 26/11/2024 07:10

StarsBeneathMyFeet · 24/11/2024 23:08

I absolutely loathe The Darkness! As in, I’ll change the radio station if I’m on my own and will leave the room where possible. My XH used to make it his ringtone for December (X for many reasons! Evidence of his dickish behaviour).

I am alone from looking through the thread though. People seem to tolerate it more than most Christmas songs!

I'm with you, I hate the song, and even more so videos of them performing it.

I really like pretty much all other songs mentioned though, love Maria etc. The only other one I hate is the Coldplay one where he says something like 'it doesn't even feel like Christmas' with a really dirgy tune.

CoffeeAndPeanuts · 26/11/2024 07:58

SpeculatingRooks · 25/11/2024 22:31

Yes not the cheeriest of fellows you could almost call him the anti-Buble 😂

😂😂😂

RedOnyx · 26/11/2024 17:17

StiffyByngsDogBartholomew · 25/11/2024 22:34

The fairytale of new york

my firm belief is that the only reason that people like it is because Shane McGowan sounds like a drunkard and they get to shout "cheap lousy faggot" and "happy Christmas you arsehole" At the top of their voices. To me it sounds like a couple of drunk people brawling in a dive bar which I guess is exactly what it's about but why anyone wants to listen to that beats me.

I love Fairytale of New York , but my favourite part is actually the final verse:

I could have been someone
Well, so could anyone
You took my dreams from me
When I first found you
I kept them with me, babe
I put them with my own
Can't make it all alone
I've built my dreams around you.

TheTecknician · 26/11/2024 23:05

Just wondering, as Band Aid used to be a brand of sticking plaster in the UK, as well as elsewhere, if there were any copyright issues that needed to be resolved before Bob Geldof and associates released DTKIC?

Samandytimlucypeterolivia · 26/11/2024 23:09

Mistletoe and wine by cliff richard and driving home for Christmas by Chris rea . I’m good if I hear them once or twice, anymore than that then they get on my nerves.

CoraPirbright · 26/11/2024 23:15

Mistletoe and Wine makes me want to gouge my eyes out!!

DelphiniumBlue · 26/11/2024 23:45

I'm late to the thread but:

  1. I love Noddy, I m glad his pension is sorted, and I look forward to the first time I hear his song every Christmas.
  1. Sir Paul really should have known better. It's really hard to believe that one of the most talented musicians there is wrote and performed such bilge. It's not like he needed the money.
  1. I don't like the way Shane spoke to Kirsty. Not Christmassy at all..
  1. I love Bowie and Bing individually,but them singing together didn't work, it's a terrible song, out of tune and makes them both sound rough.
  1. Boney M created the perfect Christmas song with Mary's Boy Child/ Oh my Lord. - though I guess it is a carol. The harmonies are gorgeous!
JohnTheRevelator · 27/11/2024 17:37

Fairytale of New York. I just can't stand Shane McGowan's voice.

Plastictrees · 27/11/2024 17:56

CoraPirbright · 26/11/2024 23:15

Mistletoe and Wine makes me want to gouge my eyes out!!

Oh my god, THIS.