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DH just woken from a danger nap, he thinks it's 10pm

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Verbena193 · 17/11/2024 19:12

He woke up and asked me the time, I said 10pm, he's rushed out to walk the dog thinking she's going to shit somewhere as she's usually walked at 6, he's looked at his phone 3 times. Poor sod 😄

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roastiepotato · 20/11/2024 16:51

Verbena193 · 19/11/2024 18:49

I can't believe this is still going!

The poke up the arse is just another silly thing we do to eachother, makes whoever the recipient is run up the stairs whilst protecting the area. It's just a cheeky, daft thing we do! We don't literally jab the arsehole, it's just a gentle prod in that region! Lighten up!

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I don't want to lighten up if it means jabbing my partner up the arse unexpectedly

roastiepotato · 20/11/2024 16:52

BigDaddio · 20/11/2024 16:50

Guess me and my family are weird - we do this too !

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You jab your family up the arse??

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Verbena193 · 20/11/2024 17:08

roastiepotato · 20/11/2024 16:51

I don't want to lighten up if it means jabbing my partner up the arse unexpectedly

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But he might enjoy it! 😉

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Deeperthantheocean · 20/11/2024 19:04

Verbena193 · 17/11/2024 19:13

Just for a giggle.

Haha brilliant

Candy24 · 20/11/2024 23:08

roastiepotato · 20/11/2024 16:52

You jab your family up the arse??

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hahahah maybe your a bit compacted a bit of a prod might help with that......lol

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