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DH just woken from a danger nap, he thinks it's 10pm

205 replies

Verbena193 · 17/11/2024 19:12

He woke up and asked me the time, I said 10pm, he's rushed out to walk the dog thinking she's going to shit somewhere as she's usually walked at 6, he's looked at his phone 3 times. Poor sod 😄

OP posts:
prawncocktailcrispss · 17/11/2024 20:40

Verbena193 · 17/11/2024 19:44

He's back, he's laughing. He's chuffed he's still got the evening to enjoy 😄

I've compensated him for my cruelty with a tit flash.

😂😅

DanceMoveGrooveAndShoutIt · 17/11/2024 20:42

My DH's alarm clock broke once and he woke up and went to work at 4am Grin

Supperlite · 17/11/2024 20:49

This made me giggle! We play silly games like this too.
Some people really need to lighten up…

Patienceinshortsupply · 17/11/2024 20:51

I love it when DH wakes up from a nap and I tell him he's been asleep for 3 hours. Puts him in a right panic Gin

Lifeomars · 17/11/2024 20:54

Mylifeisamesssuchamess · 17/11/2024 19:28

A nap that's too late in the day and means you won't sleep at night

They are the worst, so disorientating and confusing and then you know you will be really tired the next day due to a sleepless night.

SlashBeef · 17/11/2024 20:55

Has anyone called you abusive yet?

professionaloverthinker · 17/11/2024 20:56

Well aren't there lots of happy campers on this thread 😂😂 if you don't find it funny carry on scrolling, simple really 🤷🏻‍♀️

GonnaBeASuperSaver · 17/11/2024 21:01

SlashBeef · 17/11/2024 20:55

Has anyone called you abusive yet?

Haha I do hope you're being sarcastic.

TwattyMcFuckFace · 17/11/2024 21:04

SlashBeef · 17/11/2024 20:55

Has anyone called you abusive yet?

I'm surprised no-one has recommended the OP's DH phones 101 to report the indecent exposure! 😲

Calliopespa · 17/11/2024 21:07

Verbena193 · 17/11/2024 19:44

He's back, he's laughing. He's chuffed he's still got the evening to enjoy 😄

I've compensated him for my cruelty with a tit flash.

Wot?

DancingTurtle · 17/11/2024 21:18

This is so far from my relationship; I'd hate this kind of "humour". I wonder if it's my age? How old are you and your DP OP?

TwattyMcFuckFace · 17/11/2024 21:20

DancingTurtle · 17/11/2024 21:18

This is so far from my relationship; I'd hate this kind of "humour". I wonder if it's my age? How old are you and your DP OP?

Me and my DH are 55 and 57 and this is definitely our sort of humour.

We've known each other since we were 14 and 16 and it's never changed.

Ilovesandwiches · 17/11/2024 21:21

it’s only meant to be a bit of fun..😂

Nothatgingerpirate · 17/11/2024 21:22

GonnaBeASuperSaver · 17/11/2024 19:14

Brilliant . Myself and dh always wind each other up like this.

Not.
😐

JudgeJ · 17/11/2024 21:23

Verbena193 · 17/11/2024 19:28

Its a nap late in the late afternoon/ early evening, stops you sleeping at night.

I tend to do that, I go upstairs to read and fall asleep, when I wake up I don't know if it's morning or evening until I check what I'm wearing!

teatoast8 · 17/11/2024 21:26

Poor bugger 😅 so many miserable folk on here x

AquaLeader · 17/11/2024 21:29

You DH needs to LTB.

JudgeJ · 17/11/2024 21:31

DanceMoveGrooveAndShoutIt · 17/11/2024 20:42

My DH's alarm clock broke once and he woke up and went to work at 4am Grin

I once woke up having heard no alarm, looked at the clock, 8.10, the quickest wee, teeth, dressed on record and set off, middle winter so still dark. Realised that the roads were very quiet, looked at the little clock, it was about 3.40, I'd looked at the clock through a drinking glass . When I got home again OH was still fast asleep and none the wiser.

Bienzi · 17/11/2024 21:33

tillydern · 17/11/2024 19:43

I see the cats bum mouthed bores are out in force tonight- maybe they all had a danger nap and are cranky!

Or they just don't share this particular kind of humour?

Some posters are guffawing themselves senseless over the OP's gag, some think it's...not very funny. The posters calling other posters 'miserable' etc. for not joining in the hilarity...you do know that different people find different things funny?

Mrs Brown's Boys existed to show us beyond any doubt that humour is not universal. That's not complicated.

MeanMrMustardSeed · 17/11/2024 21:34

DancingTurtle · 17/11/2024 21:18

This is so far from my relationship; I'd hate this kind of "humour". I wonder if it's my age? How old are you and your DP OP?

Presumably you married someone with a similar sense of humour to yourself? And so did OP.

FallingUpside · 17/11/2024 21:38

Bienzi · 17/11/2024 21:33

Or they just don't share this particular kind of humour?

Some posters are guffawing themselves senseless over the OP's gag, some think it's...not very funny. The posters calling other posters 'miserable' etc. for not joining in the hilarity...you do know that different people find different things funny?

Mrs Brown's Boys existed to show us beyond any doubt that humour is not universal. That's not complicated.

I'd wager that the posters wetting themselves over the OP's 'joke' probably love Mrs brown's boys tbf.

TheThreeCheesesOfTheApocalypse44 · 17/11/2024 21:42

I've just woke up from a danger nap, still in my work clothes. Panicked and staggered round for a few seconds before clocking the time........I'm bloody fuming now. Hope I'm not up all night 🤣🤣🤣

Differentstarts · 17/11/2024 21:42

DancingTurtle · 17/11/2024 21:18

This is so far from my relationship; I'd hate this kind of "humour". I wonder if it's my age? How old are you and your DP OP?

What kind of things do you do to have a laugh with your husband

roastiepotato · 17/11/2024 21:43

Verbena193 · 17/11/2024 19:44

He's back, he's laughing. He's chuffed he's still got the evening to enjoy 😄

I've compensated him for my cruelty with a tit flash.

Gross

DancingTurtle · 17/11/2024 21:43

Presumably you married someone with a similar sense of humour to yourself? And so did OP.

Well, obviously Confused.

If DP did this to me I'd be completely non-plussed and then I'd think he'd lost his mind.

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