DH just woken from a danger nap, he thinks it's 10pm

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He woke up and asked me the time, I said 10pm, he's rushed out to walk the dog thinking she's going to shit somewhere as she's usually walked at 6, he's looked at his phone 3 times. Poor sod 😄

Wish you had a sitcom going, I'd watch it 😂

Another vote here for 'you both sound fun and sound as if you've got a great relationship'. Please post again and remind me to enjoy life as much as you seem to!

Brilliant OP, ignore some of the posters, they probably haven’t gently tittered since Last of the Summer Wine was on the air.

I fixed car sized false eyelashes to my son’s car this week for a giggle, didn’t tell him, he phoned me in fits of laughter with his friend when they spotted them. Hopefully he’ll remember that one day in the future and it will make him smile. None of us knows what’s coming, if we can make each other smile and not hurt anyone else, then go to it.

Sounds like it works for you! You both have fun and are happy so ignore all the bullshit from those who are jealous.

@roastiepotato it's not abuse if both people in the relationship like to have a laugh. I love all of my DH and I don't mind seeing his penis.

My husband watched me rush about in a panic and get dressed for work. It was only as I was getting my coat on that he confessed and told me it was 6 pm, not 6 am, and I was not late for work 😂 It is just as well that I love him.

My boyfriend and I have done this to eachother when one has fallen asleep on the couch, absolutely harmless 😂If anything you suddenly feel like you've an hour of your life back! All that's happened is he's walked the dog earlier than expected and can relax for the rest of evening. It's not like he was running late for an important meeting.

Please do your research on the misogynistic term Karen, and then try not to use it again.

OP - mildly funny at best.

Thanks OP. You've reminded me of my late parents. Dad often fell asleep in the chair watching TV and would wake in a terrible panic - the look of pure mischief on Mum's face when she'd tell him it was later than it really was - priceless. He'd get as far as the kitchen, saw the real time and pretend to be angry but he always saw the funny side.

Bloody hell, the lemon sucking!

This made me giggle. My favourite is to dramatically call DH back about 20 seconds after he's walked away. He comes back, all brows raised and questioning, and I ask him "where would you be now if I hadn't called you back?"

🤣🤣🤣

He tries it on me but he can't get it right! Instead he makes up absurd stories about Norway (he's Norwegian) and goes deeper and deeper, gets my attention and then throws out the real idiocy and I kick myself for falling for it.

Did I say it was abuse?

It wasn't random. We were laughing about the time thing and I asked how I could make it up to him and he said 'show me your tits' fair enough then sorry I thought it was unsolicited.

I know why there weren't any lemons in lidl earlier. Jesus

Are we still doing this in 2024? How depressing

Tits aren't gross

I agree. They're lovely. I read ops post as being unsolicited flashing of the tits which I think is gross. However it was on request so that's OK then.

Take it you've never been on a beach in Spain?

Those tit's aren't gross either.

I’m imagining OP and her DH are these two…

They aren't being used as a "reward" or to "make it up to anyone". They are just being tits.

I can't imagine a bloke complaining about the woman he loves flashing her tits at him, under any circumstances!

No neither can I.

Nope can't stand Mrs browns boys.

Other peoples relationships are fascinating, I can't imagine living life being so serious all the time that you can't play the odd prank on your other half.