DH just woken from a danger nap, he thinks it's 10pm

[Verbena193]

He woke up and asked me the time, I said 10pm, he's rushed out to walk the dog thinking she's going to shit somewhere as she's usually walked at 6, he's looked at his phone 3 times. Poor sod 😄

Hilarious 😂 I'll have to try that my husband is always falling asleep it annoys the hell out of me. Especially when it's in the middle of a T.V programme he's supposed to be watching. I often go to bed and leave him to it.

I think a lot of them don't actually enter parties.

Preferring instead to turn up and glare through the window, shaking their heads at the fun being had by others 🥳😐😐

I imagine them like Pauline from League of Gentlemen. Only they don't hate "dole scum", but "fun scum".

I absolutely love your post, it’s fantastic that you’ve still obviously got a great relationship. Thanks for the giggle 😁

Thos thread has been eye opening. No wonder divorce rates are so high. I mean if you cant flash/prank your own spouse what is the world coming to. Honestly so many bitter women on here.

Will have it be known I unexpectedly flashed DH earlier while we were out in the snow. 😌 Kids were ahead, I turned around and opened my four layers and blew a raspberry.

So inappropriate.

He tells me he's disgusted. Very, very disgusted. 😇

I think you and your hubby are relationship goals 😍

@Verbena193 there is no way we would ever getting on together (well that and the fact you’re a woman 😁😁). I would have wanted to strangle you for doing that.

However, I love the way you and your dh are getting on and are clearly on the same wavelength. Carry on pranking each other 😂😂

Nothing about being bitter.
Just different temperament.

this is hilarious

You’re a barrel of laughs! 🤣🤣

I don't generally like pranks personally but even I think this is a harmless and funny one (and one he'd have avoided if he'd have looked at his phone properly).

Nice work OP.

I pull pranks on my DH and he does with me. Life is too short not to laugh at yourself, which hopefully, he will.

That is a good one and will add it to my arsenal.

AAwww!!! I bet you are just a joy to be around (SNOE). LOL! smdh

Actually, you do.

What is wrong with people?

Now you're in trouble!
I read all of this to my DH and his reply? "Next time you get me on one, I get a 'flash'."

Of course, at my age, if I'm not wearing a bra, I'd need to pull my shirt up and pants down.

Hey.. I think I love you...
💗

Me and mine love "messing about"...
He has me in hysterics, and I'm pretty sure the neighbour must think I'm being murdered at times...
I forget that the top little window is open, and one of these days we gonna get the police hammering the door down.

Doesn't suit everyone, but for me and mine, enjoying harmless fun, acting like school children keeps us fit, both physically and mentally.

You carry on OP, keep making each other smile..... 🥰

No it’s not, it good to have (mutually appreciated) jokery. If they can still have a joke with each other after 30 years I say they’re doing something right!

Harmless pranks are playful and funny, the miserable people that feel the need to comment and let everyone know that they don’t find it funny are weird. Why on earth would you comment to knock someone down. Someone on the internet that you don’t even know?! Absolute losers.

ps Mrs Brown’s Boys is objectively unfunny.

Does the same go for the random jabbing up the arse?

(SNOE). LOL! smdh

I get LOL! But can someone translate the rest? I get it's an insult but I need a little help here

I can't believe this is still going!

The poke up the arse is just another silly thing we do to eachother, makes whoever the recipient is run up the stairs whilst protecting the area. It's just a cheeky, daft thing we do! We don't literally jab the arsehole, it's just a gentle prod in that region! Lighten up!

Im concerned for you.

Ignore all the negative replies op! Some people are just plain boring! We get extra points in this house if we manage to give the arse a “credit card swipe” with the finger! never see hubby jump so fast as when I do that, still makes us both crack up to this day!

Guess me and my family are weird - we do this too !