DH just woken from a danger nap, he thinks it's 10pm

[Verbena193]

He woke up and asked me the time, I said 10pm, he's rushed out to walk the dog thinking she's going to shit somewhere as she's usually walked at 6, he's looked at his phone 3 times. Poor sod 😄

I agree. They're lovely. I read ops post as being unsolicited flashing of the tits which I think is gross. However it was on request so that's OK then.

It's gross for the man you married and share your life with to see your tits unsolicited?

FFS 😂

Imagine going through life having to ask your partner for their consent every time you need to take your clothes off lol

@FuckMiniBabybells honestly I read some threads on here end wonder how people function day to day 😂

I made a suggestion on a thread a few days ago that all bat shit replies should be collated into a thread in classics because some of them are just too good to be true 😂

So pleased that DH and I aren't the only flashers around! We've been together 25 years and love a prank too @Verbena193 😄

😂😂

Sorry! Not sure if that was meant to be funny.

Spiderman Dangernap, Spiderman Dangernap,
Take too many,
End up feeling crap.

Trick your spouse,
To run out of the house,
Cajole the twit,
By flashing your t*t,

Look out! Look out!
It's Spiderman Dangernap.
😇

I think that would be attempted murder. 😮

Depends how well you cover your tracks 🤔

🤣

Best not mention the finger poke up the bumhole when following eachother up the stairs, works best when DH is only wearing his boxers.

God no.

Just imagine all the pearl clutchers choking on their brews now

Can someone tell me what a 'danger' nap is, please? I'm not in the UK. It sounds very ominous. Like he had a heart attack or something.

Falling asleep close to bedtime so you wake up dazed and then don't sleep properly at night.

😲

Oh too much swearing on my post!!! Deleted!

fucking nuns on this thread😂😂

Yep!
That one goes, a little too far, over the goalpost.😁

But why bother? It’s such a harmless thread. Just leave it be if you don’t like it. It’s in Chat, not AIBU. That mentality has spread far and wide unfortunately.

@FallingUpside has mentionitis about Mrs Brown’s Boys… a secret fan I think.

Watch your back for the retaliation OP!
(We do similar to eachother too)

I am so glad that we lived the majority of our 50+ years of marriage before everything had to be analysed to death! In our circle of friends who generally met in the 70s and 80s the conversation would have had pearls not just clutched but used for strangulation and that's conversation from both sexes (or are they genders? Don't know and care even less).

flashed himself

Can one flash someone else, without ending up in a cell?

And sounds a little eyewatering to boot.

However, if your DH can do the same thing to you when you walk up the stairs in just your drawers - i.e to suddenly jab a finger up your jacksie, whenever he gets the notion - then that is your party I guess, and whatever works for ye.

God the amount of po-faced bores on these replies!

I can't believe how boring so many MN posters are. You must all be real fun at parties!!!