This was Mooch’s piece on Vance this morning (ignore the weird spelling in places, it’s an AI transcript that obviously can’t understand a New Jersey accent!)
“JD Vance, to me, I have totally and wholly underestimated whatever IQ points I thought he had, I'm adding 30 IQ points. Where is JD Vance? Let me hold on a second, let me just look under the desk.
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JD, JD, are you down there? JD, where is this guy? It's unbelievable how smart this guy is.
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This guy is like, you know what? This is the Trump show. He won the election.
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He's basking in the glory. They're throwing laurel reefs at him. I got to get out of the way.
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JD, do you want to do CBS Morning News? I don't. JD, do you want to do Face the Nation?
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Not me. JD, meet the press? No, no, no.
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I'm good. My man, I know you don't listen to The Rest Is Politics US with Katty Kay, okay, and her sidekick, Anthony Scaramucci. But let me tell you something, my man.
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That is some brilliant stuff that you're doing. Stay out of it for right now. Low profile.
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I am so impressed with that. I had him at a 10 out of 10 going into the Trump woodchipper and ending up like Mike Pence. But I'm now 8.5 out of 10.
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He has impressed me with his disappearance.
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Listen, at some point, as everybody recognizes, and even Republicans are saying, this could go sideways because the people that have been nominated to the cabinet are being called the island of misfit toys in the Wall Street Journal. So this could not work out very well for Donald Trump. And if you want to be JD Vant, who wants to run for president, which he absolutely does in 2028, he's going to face the Kamala Harris problem.
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If this does not work out, if there's inflation, if the tariffs hit, if there's chaos in the bureaucracy and people don't get their prices down, then how is JD Vant going to run against the Trump administration of which he's part? He's going to face exactly the Harris Biden issue in 2028. So he's smart.”