The thread where we post in our own accent/dialect

[NeverEnoughPants]

Am no sure of dis'll tak aff, but I think dat it could be a spree.

So whit are you aa up tae daday? Am on me ony day aff i da hert o eyt days wirkin, so am no up tae muckle.

Shetland?

Du's right, weel don. But dat wisna da point - I towt we could aa spik in wir ain accent an see foo it goes.

Ah know. Ah'm speaking in ma own accent noo. I didnae mean tae gie ye a scunner 😀

My accent is very dull so will just lurk for the giggles

Och, nivver leet. Blide tae hae dee here

Divvent knaa what yer on aboot marra

I'm afraid I'm posh yorkshire... couldn't even try to type it!! just for ther record, i think i'm a typical yorkshire lass, but i'm told by many my accent is posh yorkshire!!

Good idea four an eff-in fred, you know woug I mean? It's me dinnur time at six Fer-eee

Hoopfully sum idder fok no fae da Nort o da boarder'll come alang n join wis

I spak too shün, come in in aabody an make yersells at hame. Da kettle's on an I hae enyoch tabnabs fir wis aa

Dü can hae dy tabnab efter dy tae

Me too! Major accent envy here.

Am tinkin aboot maakin apfelpaj danite. Hits fae Sweden. Am nivver meyd it afore. Ony body tried maakin it?

'Ere, wosson? Are 'ee goin Trura mora ur no? Are 'ee goin take the tackers?

I doot hit wid tak ower lang tae git tae Trura fae here. I keyn nothin aboot tackers.

Midlands ?!

Eh up, duck, I'm not doing owt today

Looka, I divven't even naa what yees are al talken aboot.

Ah'm no awfy sure whit ma own accent is onymair, ah'v lived a fair few diffrent places including....👀Doon Sooth 👀....... whaur ah wis accused of bein evryhing frae Shetland tae the Borders by fowk that should hae kent better.

Ah dunnae think ah've evver typed a sentence wi so many red underlines.

Hits no aesy - autocorrect most tink dat am paloovious, hits wirkin owertime eenoo

Dats me apfelpaj ida oven. I hoop dat hits ower-weel. All let you aa keyn.

I somehow managed to grow up without an obvious accent!

Aw right mate, you 'avin a giraffe? I'm waiting for some scran which I will neck sharpish. Cheers big ears

That'll be a Skaro accent is it?

S'like Blackpool 'luminations in 'ere! Turn't big ligh' off, think er't leccy bill! J'want be 'avin beans on toast fer ye' breakfast, dinner a tea fer't next munf?!