The thread where we post in our own accent/dialect

[NeverEnoughPants]

Am no sure of dis'll tak aff, but I think dat it could be a spree.

So whit are you aa up tae daday? Am on me ony day aff i da hert o eyt days wirkin, so am no up tae muckle.

@WearyAuldWumman
A've no lived in Fife fir aboot 40 year noo (a'm an wild wifey too!) but I still ken whit ma baffies ur! A'm wearin a per o' them noo!

Ah meant A'm an AULD wifey, not a wild wifey.

Shtupit autocorrect!

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I bin on the slider. It were gurt slippery and Oi fell and scraged me knee.
D'reckun the snow'ul pitch this wintur?