The thread where we post in our own accent/dialect

[NeverEnoughPants]

Am no sure of dis'll tak aff, but I think dat it could be a spree.

So whit are you aa up tae daday? Am on me ony day aff i da hert o eyt days wirkin, so am no up tae muckle.

Git away wid yer. Me DMam'd skelp me arse iffen she heard us having a la'al crack widout me 'proper telephone voice' on, eh.

Gallifrey I sneaked over there for a few years

Ad like ta join in but I inna gunna bother Mon

Now then
Ya reet?
Happen its not too hard to werk mine oot tha knows

Ey up Cocker - Aye ahm reet - just avin a brew and waste a bitta time scrolling insteada workin - must be sum more Notherners on ere tha nos

Tell yer wot tho - there's sum beltin accents on ere lass, don't understand a word a wot there onabout tho

Well oi would join in loike, but but ois nat really shore wha' yur awl onabaht.

Oi be'er be ge'in on wiv me werk I s'pose. Borin' tho' innit?

@Fabbygranny Ah reckon am only down't road frum you

I like your idea OP. I'd best get on wi' me readin now, I just come on to waste tahm realley. (idk how ter type most of't' sounds in me accent)

Aye a Reckon.

Dropping out of character here - DD doesn't have a strong accent but went for her flu jab at Uni and on seeing the needle she panicked a bit and her friend who took her and the nurse were laughing as apparently she went "full Yorkshire"

Aye lass, it sahnds as if yer are - gis a shaht if yer passin an ahl put kettle on, mind yersen on t'cobbles tho

Are you from Cornwall

I keyn whit du means. My bairns dinna hae much o an accent eyder. Seems lik da young eens dinna spik much lik dir fok.

Am joost back fae wark. Hit wis hellish busy daday. Aafil blyde tae be hom an no still dere.

Sahnds ter me lik yer a Brummie innit?

Wot am yau lor on abeut? I cor understan a werd.

this is reet entertainin - howevva Ah dunno wot most of yer are on abaht

I cor tell worralf of yow am on abaht, it doh mek sense. Yow'm all yampy.

oh aye, uni meks ar kids go aul posh - naht rong wi ow we talk eever

Wha# buzz aja catchin'? Aja goin' tu# town? Wi cud gedda brew frompt new caff ont 'igh stree#

(# = glottal stop)

Foo ye a daein?

I'm jist readin aboot thon eejits at wint doon tae i beach yisterday.

Fa wid tak a bairn doon ere in thon affa wind, wis blawin a hooley!

Mine you, affa fine day tae hing oot yer washin.

Oi dow talk in moi 'oam accent any moar, but if yow'm gooing round ower way, dow order gray pase! They'm minging!

Awrite moosh wanna go n batter some Skate?

Am you awl roight, ower kid?

ooooo yer a bit posh for vis fred arncha # globbal stop - ooo knew?

put the tuth brush over by there mun..by my year rings