The thread where we post in our own accent/dialect

[NeverEnoughPants]

Am no sure of dis'll tak aff, but I think dat it could be a spree.

So whit are you aa up tae daday? Am on me ony day aff i da hert o eyt days wirkin, so am no up tae muckle.

It's glo#al stop, innit?

So did I. Somebody did once remark that I sounded like the Queen but that was in Australia so I didn’t take much notice.

D'ya want a wee receet wi' that? Waat about a wee beg? Hie's yer wee mammy and daddy?

Aw at arrh

Ahm gerring bugger all dun ere - burram avin a reet laf

Am gyan tae hae a punt at Wales? I saa yun Rob Bryson on wid I lie fir dee, an he says 'tuth'.

.Dropping out of character here - DD doesn't have a strong accent but went for her flu jab at Uni and on seeing the needle she panicked a bit and her friend who took her and the nurse were laughing as apparently she went "full Yorkshire"

DD is at a Yorkshire uni and with spending so much time around Yorkshire accents has started calling me "mam" 😆

Aye well ah called me mam mam - buy mah kids call me mum - but that's mebbe cos ah moved 30 mahls from where I were born and they talk different ere to where ahm from

congratulations you have mini Yorkies!!
(Not really, you have to be 3rd generation or more)

Ay up duck, ows thysen? It's a bit black o'er Bill's Mothers, so its a bit coad, and am feeling nesh mysen. but dunna worry av not gorra bag or a mard on, am not mitherin'. A'll just put mi warmer kecks and claarts on.

'ow bist old butties?

I wuz just scrollin by an I zaw thic thread, an I thought to myself, "Well stun me, that's a bit tasty for thic Mumznet".

I alluz thought that Mumznet waz vul ov them classy birds az shop in thic big new John Lewiz ztore in Cheltnum, where I goez on the buz every Zundee to get one of they milk teas with all puddin' in vrom Rigent Arcade.

Az a quick zide-note, I byunt vrom Walez, but we zay 'tuth' ere too.

Bloody close to Walez, mind, but they keep callin me 'mochen sais', zo I reckon I'll kip me diztance.

I fae e north masel OP so am understandin ye. No as far north as yersel tho, Am near Chon O Groats.

Orroight bab!

Du's joost a peerie bit awaa fae da suthermost nort isles. Am no been dat far nort upo da mainland. I tink da maist nort am been dere is Helmsdale. Boanie place, mind!

Am nivver set fit inside da Joannie Lewis in Cheltnum. Am been in twartree nort o da boarder, but I wis liklee i me twinties afore I wis in wan uva. But I doot naebudy ivver caaed me a classy bird!

Aye up me ducks . aah yer awreet?

I love this. I don’t even know how to type in my accent because it’s so boring I can’t even hear it.

this is mee tryin t’ type in my axsunt. It sownds kwite baysic and um not evun shoor if um dewin it ryt.

Eh girls, I woz gonna buy a dress for goin' out fer sum bevs on sat-dee, but me mate sed it was dead antwacky.

'Ey up, what a crackin' thread this! I'll stick a marker 'ere 'til I'm back from t'shops.

I do love a proper good accent, me!

I'm just hame fae a richt fine weekend awa. We geed tae see a show and it was affa fine. Then we hid a richt nice denner oot afore I teen the bus hame.

Noo am winderin if du geed tae aald reekie, am been tinkin tae geng tae da book o Mormon but am no decided yit.

Howzit cuzzies, frum deeep deeeeeeep Sowf an' all. Sharp-sharp here! (Ay ekchully speyk moh Home Counties now because my home dialect and vowels are not comprehensible here 😁)

Whaa's appertainin 'en, ee got ee's new missus eh butt, 'er legs go all the way up, issit

@NeverEnoughPants We wiz in Ebberdeen ti see Les Miserables. Affa good show n that Alfie Boe his a richt good vice