The thread where we post in our own accent/dialect

[NeverEnoughPants]

Am no sure of dis'll tak aff, but I think dat it could be a spree.

So whit are you aa up tae daday? Am on me ony day aff i da hert o eyt days wirkin, so am no up tae muckle.

Oh!! I saa dat in Glesgo. I half towt aboot gyaan up tae see it in Aiberdeen as well, hit wis dat aafil good!

Geordie!

@Fabbygranny - Brummie??? 'Ow dare you? Oi can say moind that we do havva larrge Brummie contingent yer. In fact oi did achtully marry one!

Livin yer is almost gert lush. <chews straw stalk>

Oh!! I saa dat in Glesgo. I half towt aboot gyaan up tae see it in Aiberdeen as well, hit wis dat aafil good!

The only thing it wiz wrang wi it wiz that Michael Ball didna dee the show we geed tae see but it was gran onywye

I lucked out. I towt aboot gyaan tae da matinee, but decided on da een at night. Had I seen Ida efternoon, neider Alfie Boe nor Michael Ball widda been dere, as it was I saa baith. But dat wis joost luck. I didna keyn afore I bookit.

Alright me babbers? S'gurt lush on Mumsnet.
I been talking to r' Muh and she sez r Sar she got a counts louse and it's gurt mint wiv a big garridge n'all. Ize going down Asdawl laters to git some daps for r .littlun.

For those thinking they don't have an accent - I bet if we could hear you we'd be able to type what we hear

Even the Queen

Dundonian?

Ho yes, the Queen gawd rest her soul - Ah'm quite sho we cud taipe in recieved Hinglish if were so hinclined

HAND Giles Brandreth has a lavly speaking voice - henunciates hevery word so clearly - he seems like such a naice man

Ive lerst ma firn oon Hezzel rooooooooood

Alrice der Queen?

Uch this thread is pure brullyint intit? Ahm no livin in ma hame toon enny mair but ah dae miss the bantur. The folk doon here have goat mental accents. By ere and by there an all sorts. And they kid oan that they canny understaun me?

Went down the village hada stand in a coo for a foo minutes for the bus darn tarn. Lovely little old boy with his nanna. Bus went all round Will’s Mother to get there.

@herecomesautumn A bit further north - between Aberdeen and Inverness

Ay up ducks. A dunner wonner bother reeeely bu' yer've made us laff. Kipper tie any bugger? ☕️

Think arm frum somewhere near @thomasinacat but she sarnds a bi’ further uhp north o’ the carnteh or summurt. Ne’mind.

The way ter really tell if someone is near where arm from is to ask them to seh: “Toneh Adleh frum Spandar Balleh” .

Y'aright marra.

My accent is a bit weird because I moved and work somewhere else so it's mixed up. Great thread though 😀 They say marra here though.

@massistar Ur you fae Fife?

Naw @TheFreaksShallInheritTheEarth . Wrang side ae the country!

You be Welsh.

Fit like Quines? I’m aff tae bash the tatties for denner afore the mannie gets hame. Was just haein’ a blether wi the Wifie abeen oor hoose She’s a fine Quine

Nae bad ata @Dearg . Am awa ti hae mince n tatties wi a bittie o skirlie for ma supper.
This bloody autocorrect disna like the Doric. Seek fed up chinging it back n fore.

Its bin a loang time since ah lived there, so ahm a bit rusty!

I'm 'avin' me dinna in a minnit.