What's your really pointless super power?

[MyTaupeHare]

I can tell, just from a photo of their face, if a person has a lisp.

I have yet to find a use for this undoubted super power.

What's your really useless super power?

I can estimate the temperature in a room, or outside, to within half a degree centigrade.

I can talk and type at the same time, about different subjects.

Writing (detailed, explanatory) letters to clients is a big part of my role. I can be typing a letter explaining an awkward policy or process at the same time as discussing with dh what we're having for dinner.

And I do both well, original content with no errors, typing at speed, no pauses in conversation.

I'm not that good at multitasking generally other than this!

I can literally go through hell and back and still come back looking and smelling of roses! (ie: No one would ever in a million years guess that I have experienced what I have)
Edit: Possibly not so 'pointless'

I know when a rainbow is about to appear and where to look for it.
@InMySpareTime Isn't that fairly easy to do? Have the sun behind you, and look in the direction of the distant rain? The sky is also fairly distinctive when a rainbow is imminent.

I can play church organ.
I can wear trainers on my bare feet, and they don't smell.

I can do it with both hands and move my middle finger

My A level chemistry teacher taught us how to pour a drop. It's a skill I retain. Although never had to jse.

@scalt I find it easy, but there are so many things I do that I always thought were normal that turn out to be weird when I mention them in conversation, and that was one I hadn't seen on the thread yet. My friends always seem surprised by rainbows, and look all over for them, perhaps I have especially incurious friends.

@daliesque I can do the Spock hand middle finger wiggle too.

I never, ever lose small, easily losable items. I still have a teeny tiny Swiss pen-knife that my brother gave me as a gift on my 10th birthday (I'm 52 and have moved house approx 20 times). I also have the same pair of cheap and cheerful dog walking gloves I bought in 2007, because despite leaving them behind, dropping them or one falling out of a pocket on dozens of occasions, if I go looking I will always find them.

I take a lot of medication and inevitably pills get dropped from time to time which would kill the dogs if they ate them. No matter where I drop them, even in pitch darkness or into a messy drawer, I can find and retrieve them straight away.

Quite useful really...I'll get me coat.

Hindsight.

Oh no you beat me to it with this one! I have yet to meet anyone else who can do it. It's just the tip of the nose with the tip of the tongue tho, right?(not licking inside! 😋)
For me I think it's getting easier as my nose is getting bigger with age haha!
I have a really long and quite pointy tongue!
OP your super power sounds amazing. How.do you do it, is it possible to explain?

I can navigate a spreadsheet with keyboard shortcuts

I can tell what sort of mood someone is in from a few yards.

I can name that song in one (or maybe 2)

I can clean spotless a 4 bedroom house with two bath rooms in an hour!

Swingball!
I'm freakishly good at it.
Can't do it now sadly
But I was unbeatable

I can smell sugar in tea.
Does come in useful when someone can’t remember which tea they sugared… I just get my nose on the job!

That's a great one!

I’m a super recogniser. I can see someone I went to primary school with (and not seen now for 30 years) and even though they look different, I will recognise something in their face and know it’s them.
I never forget a face. I even did an online police super recogniser face test and was something like in the top 1% of super face recognisers. Apparently it’s a very sought after skill!

I have perfect pitch!

Zero practical application I'm afraid.

Can't everyone? It smells sweet? Genuinely surprised if some people can't tell the difference.

I can stand on one foot for about 3 minutes.

The whole front, including the outside of my nostrils. Not snaking up inside though, no! I think I have quite a big tongue and I'm also a bit hypermobile so maybe that's why - other 'talents' are hinging my jaw like a snake and putting my leg behind my head... I'm not sure I'm someone who'd often be described as 'elegant' 😬

I'm really good at guessing peoples ages and also remembering numbers.

I thought everyone could until I did it one day and everyone in my family nearly fell over. Apparently none of them can.
So I started asking my friends and none of them can either. Weird! It’s so obvious to me.