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Tonight’s the night

377 replies

Shmambles · 28/09/2024 12:59

DD has to gone off for a sleepover and now I have five hours to wait for my nice new man to come for dinner and a sleepover of our own. First time we’ll have DTD (assuming we do) after three dates over the course of six weeks. I’m excited and a bit nervous!

What shall I do to pass the time? I’m thinking… a bit of meal prep, nice bath, maybe a preparatory glass of wine in a couple of hours. I have the dress chosen and out of the wardrobe. It’s a long time to wait!

OP posts:
Mostlyoblivious · 08/10/2024 15:13

😂 best thread I’ve read in a long while

Iamacatslave · 08/10/2024 15:20

This thread has brightened my day. 😃

GabriellaMontez · 08/10/2024 16:42

Well I wasn't expecting that this afternoon 😳!!!

OldJohn · 08/10/2024 17:02

I am so pleased to read of a happy outcome and that he did not steal all your money and jewellery

UsernameNameUser · 08/10/2024 17:06

OldJohn · 08/10/2024 17:02

I am so pleased to read of a happy outcome and that he did not steal all your money and jewellery

Danger Dancing GIF by Bens Watch Club

Now now, we don’t know that for sure yet! Maybe he was just casing the place these last two times and round 3 is when the balaclava appears!!

MoneyMilk · 08/10/2024 18:06

Maybe OP wants the balaclava to appear.
They can be quite sexy in the right context ... allegedly.

LouH5 · 08/10/2024 18:11

Yesssss such good news! You go giiiiirl!

BirthdayRainbow · 08/10/2024 18:27

Shmambles · 08/10/2024 14:08

I have an update for anyone following this… 😊

We carried on texting after the Infamous Night Of Leaving Early. Turns out it was a mixture of nerves and tiredness on both parts! Anyway, via text it became increasingly obvious that we would meet again and this time there’d be no hesistating.

DD at her dad’s last night. Long story short, he’s only just left!! 😊

Fabulous but how dare you do us out of the fun of the build up!!

UsernameNameUser · 08/10/2024 18:48

MoneyMilk · 08/10/2024 18:06

Maybe OP wants the balaclava to appear.
They can be quite sexy in the right context ... allegedly.

He’ll wear the balaclava and nothing else 😏 - except maybe the family jewels he’s obviously made off with!!

HanaLeigh · 08/10/2024 19:37

Shmambles · 08/10/2024 14:08

I have an update for anyone following this… 😊

We carried on texting after the Infamous Night Of Leaving Early. Turns out it was a mixture of nerves and tiredness on both parts! Anyway, via text it became increasingly obvious that we would meet again and this time there’d be no hesistating.

DD at her dad’s last night. Long story short, he’s only just left!! 😊

Nooo, on a school night….😉😆

YellowphantGrey · 08/10/2024 20:23

Shmambles · 08/10/2024 14:23

And on a Tuesday 😳

Obviously I am struggling with the shame of being a fallen woman but am hoping for support.

Did you remember to check his pockets before he left?!

Shmambles · 08/10/2024 20:31

YellowphantGrey · 08/10/2024 20:23

Did you remember to check his pockets before he left?!

I am a lot more familiar with the contents of his trousers than I was 24hrs ago. Believe me.

OP posts:
Blondeshavemorefun · 08/10/2024 20:39

Assume sex was good ?

Judging by the repeat performance

Comedycook · 08/10/2024 20:44

Shmambles · 08/10/2024 20:31

I am a lot more familiar with the contents of his trousers than I was 24hrs ago. Believe me.

😂

UsernameNameUser · 08/10/2024 20:49

Shmambles · 08/10/2024 20:31

I am a lot more familiar with the contents of his trousers than I was 24hrs ago. Believe me.

happy love and hip hop GIF by VH1

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Psychoticbreak · 08/10/2024 21:16

Shmambles · 08/10/2024 20:31

I am a lot more familiar with the contents of his trousers than I was 24hrs ago. Believe me.

Fan girling right now! Glad you took one for the team OP. If you could take another few I would be grateful lol

Dandelionsarefree · 08/10/2024 22:28

Great news OP 👏
You made my day, best thread ever!!

MaidOfAle · 08/10/2024 23:15

UsernameNameUser · 08/10/2024 18:48

He’ll wear the balaclava and nothing else 😏 - except maybe the family jewels he’s obviously made off with!!

Edited

I think it's OP who got her hands on his family jewels, not the other way around.

HiddenUser · 09/10/2024 13:38

Shmambles · 08/10/2024 14:55

I too would be clutching my pearls. But he nicked them.

Best pop round his for a return of the pearls!

Shmambles · 09/10/2024 14:35

HiddenUser · 09/10/2024 13:38

Best pop round his for a return of the pearls!

A trip to his has already been arranged for next week!

OP posts:
Phonicshaskilledmeoff · 09/10/2024 14:37

if by some miracle you marry this man in a few years, please read this thread out in a wedding speech. It’s brilliant.

OldJohn · 09/10/2024 15:37

Phonicshaskilledmeoff · 09/10/2024 14:37

if by some miracle you marry this man in a few years, please read this thread out in a wedding speech. It’s brilliant.

and invite everyone who has posted on this thread to the wedding

Buildingthefuture · 09/10/2024 16:00

Excellent update op! Delighted for you. Glad it turned out to be a (not so) slow burn 😉

Headabovetheparapets · 09/10/2024 16:01

Such a lovely outcome🤗🤗 you go girl @Shmambles #living your best life🤣

UsernameNameUser · 09/10/2024 19:20

Shmambles · 09/10/2024 14:35

A trip to his has already been arranged for next week!

mean girls condom GIF

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