Tonight’s the night

[Shmambles]

DD has to gone off for a sleepover and now I have five hours to wait for my nice new man to come for dinner and a sleepover of our own. First time we’ll have DTD (assuming we do) after three dates over the course of six weeks. I’m excited and a bit nervous!

What shall I do to pass the time? I’m thinking… a bit of meal prep, nice bath, maybe a preparatory glass of wine in a couple of hours. I have the dress chosen and out of the wardrobe. It’s a long time to wait!

Yes. If he's intimidated or offended by the fact that I need artificial assistance to orgasm, I'd rather find out before the first shag.

'Changing my rolo to a polo' is the funniest thing I've heard this week!

Hope he's good at it OP, and don't worry about the silver cake forks.

It was very tempting, he's got nicer stuff than me. But no, I managed to contain myself.

All the time op doesnt respond must mean she's having a good time 😄

either that or she's checking ebay to see if her valuables have been listed yet

This thread is making me LAUGH!

Yeah that's fair enough.

I thought you said ‘vegetables’ I had to read it twice 😂
I thought ‘vegetables’ they are having meatballs

I've not much to add other than to wish you an amazing night, and to say that this thread deserves to go in classics just for the first response alone.

I genuinely misread this as ‘hook ups leading to lead theft,’ and all I could think was ‘gosh didn’t realise lead theft had got to that point.’

I thought this was going to be a thread about Rod Stewart 😡

Just place marking for the morning update!

Plus, I'd quite like to have at least a chance of orgasming during said first shag.

There's probably a joke to be found in there about flashing.

Another who's place marking for the morning after gossip ha. Hope she's having fun!

OP how was your evening?

Do you realise how disappointed we'll all be, if she actually logs in to answer this? 😬😂

Two in a bed go roll over roll over....

Come on now... we are all waiting for an update. Maybe in the morning.

I'm far too invested in this thread!

Best thread I've read in a while 😂 hope you had a lovely time OP hopefully you haven't been kidnapped or the house burgled 😉
Funny how none of the first posters have bothered to come back 😂

Let’s hope she wear’s it well 🫢!

Morning op. I hope both your dinner and your new man went down well 😉

😂😂😂