morrisons is the best supermarket

[BoldRubyPoet]

Freshest food/best quality, more variety, more affordable, best hot food and salad, best in shopping experience, best checkout, best/most expensive looking marketing, best bags, best cafe, arguably best checkouts, the best range is far superior to anything else sold by other supermarkets or other private brands and its the best value too

Lol. Is it the morrisons advertisement bot powered by AI

Or the morrisons magic fairy?

Is that enough "humor" for you?

Answer your own question and give us a clue...

Do you have anything to contribute towards the discussion?

I want to get to 20 pages 😎

AI used for research. Could be 6th form project. Good luck to the person feeding it in!

That’s because the average age of a Morrisons shopper is about 80 ;)

Also, the last Kantar data I saw showed that Morrisons shoppers were overwhelmingly in socioeconomic groups C2/D and E. which won’t explain the smell or badly run care home vibe, but might explain the run down nature of most of Morrisons estate. The shoppers they have, and bear in mind their share of retail is lower than the discounters, aren’t particularly profitable.

Yes!!!!

My local Morrisons just smells of farts when walking down the milk aisle!

What a strange thread, and strange replies from the Op.

Please don't tell me this is a new marketing experience and a new employee carrying it out...

Well no-one will be going to the Morrisons in Sutton any time soon as the roof fell in weeks ago and it's still closed. Apparently that's what happens when you ignore 10+ years of leaking roofs.

Not been a Morrisons near me for years now.

The best are two are Lidl and Tesco (need them both)
My local Aldi is pokey and always blocked with stacking pallets, but does the best dog food and red bull copies 😁
I stock up, because I find it so stressful
Sainsbury's is OK for a mooch at the clothes.
Asda is awful.. Absolutely massive.. and not just the clothes sizes.
I go in roughly once a year.

I know this because the Xmas tree is always up declaring how many sleeps till Xmas 🎄

I don’t have a morrisons near me but when I travel south in I’ve found it pretty mid in terms of selection, I prefer tesco.

It's very overpriced for the quality and they don't open enough tills

Wtf is going on? Why is everyone taking this seriously? It’s so dumb it’s not even funny 🤦‍♀️👏

😁😁😁 I’m crying

When a Morrisons first opened near me, it was pretty impressive. Especially the deli counter, fruit and veg. The cafe was always a winner with kids too. Post Covid, I swear it's more expensive than Sainsbury's and the service has gone downhill big time. Fresh food counters with no staff, the cafe is horrible now. The clothes also let it down, all other supermarkets seem to be able to follow fashion but Morrisons is about a decade out of style.

Too expensive for me
I go to get my prescriptions though and like their rotisserie chicken the best out of all the supermarkets, and the jam/cream muffins
Oh and salt and pepper bread

Oh, so you don't have anything to back up your claim?

Provide sources otherwise it's just opinion.

i found it more expensive and i dont like their pasta

only concession is i love their doughnuts

@BoldRubyPoet
No l certainly don't live in a rough area.. and it's been every morrisons I've been to.. in other towns/ cities on holiday.
Plus they don't seem half as clean as others.
The cafe is atrocious.. four people eating together.. yet they bring the food our seperate.. 20 mins apart.. when you want to eat together.
I've had accidents on spilt stuff because they can't be bothered cleaning up.
My friend took them to court once over something. .. and easily won

Op sounds like a person who is deeply unhappy and rejected by many - so mumsnet is just trying to look beyond the trolling and provide some resemblance of everyday chitchat which can hopefully help with their loneliness.

I agree, I always spend more on fewer items at Morrisons than I do at sainsburys.

Morrisons new Marketing intern has hit the sherry I see.

I do admire op’s commitment to the bit but honestly you’re all just encouraging her.

Morrisons is shite and for povs op. Sorry you’re poor.