If you were only allowed one type of biscuit FOREVER … which would you choose?

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I haven’t seen a Mumsnet biscuit for a while - remember those? Anyway, they don’t count because they are virtual. And they look like jammy dodgers.

And I don’t want any bun (or biscuit) fights about the status of the jaffa. Choose it if you must you heathen.

My vote is for the chocolate digestive. So satisfying. I just ate three with my afternoon coffee. 😋

Those absolutely gorgeous custard creams covered in chocolate by M&S. Delish.

I used to love Cafe Noir biscuits, but they've been gone a long time.

Now I'd probably choose a dark chocolate digestive or a lemon shortbread.

Mini Cheddars.

I can easily live without sweet biscuits, but I love those cheesy teeny bites of deliciousness.

Custard Creams

Ginger Nuts

M&S sultana cookies 🍪

Jammy dodgers. Love at first bite. Had my first one at a friends house at 7 (my mum was a bit of a no sugar nutter) and I’ve never looked back. After that my Nan would sneak me them at hers. I’ll think about them on my deathbed for sure.

Can I choose M&S rice cakes with some sort of yoghurt on top and freeze dried strawberry pieces? They're not that healthy, promise - but they are delicious and that's what I'd choose.

Plain chocolate digestives kept in the freezer.
DH would have jaffa cakes.
Ds1 likes bourbons
Ds2 isn't a biscuit eater really.

@WowIlikereallyhateyou I was going to say those! I love the almond biscuits from there too but the pistachio and almond are fantastic.
I also really like their buttery biscuits with raisins.

Elizabeth Shaw Coconut & Hazelnut Biscuits

"... or a lemon shortbread".

That takes me back to when I was foolish enough to take my car into the Audi dealership for servicing/MOT/pampering. If the bill was high you could bet your life that the shortbread-on-a-plate being rushed along was for me. Ugh.

Thankfully I've seen the light now/found a local trustworthy garage.

Used to be Choco Leibniz but they’ve changed lately and now taste vile/stale.

Now it’s these delicious dreams. I stock up when they’re in deals/Nectar price etc.

This was one of my standard opening questions on dating apps. The correct answer is clearly a chocolate bourbon - exciting enough to eat by itself, can be dunked, works at all times of day…

I assumed the man who said “Maryland cookie” was stuck in primary school dreamland 😂.

Party rings

Party Rings.

Crawford’s Iced Shorties (before they went extinct), likewise Happy Face biscuits (although they were rereleased last year), but should they also go the way of the dodo;

Jam & Creams.

Jammie Dodgers, creamy and sweet.

@ProvincialLady2024 I found some Cafe Noir biscuits in Lidl a couple of months ago, and bought some. Unfortunately they were a temporary thing! Everyone loved them.

Café Noir are also available on Amazon. An absolutely delicious blast from the past!

Hobnob, plain, no chocolate. Realise I am a minority amongst hobnobbers here!

M&S chocolate dipped shortbread 🍪

Double chocolate Tim-Tams.

Plain digestive - not McVities but those small ones they do under budget branding that are crumblier and a better dunking size.

Digestives. Can't go wrong with one.