Thread 1 Starmer: A New Hope

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Please tread lightly on our dreams.

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Lord Privy Seal 🦭

Ah, the Beast of Bolsover v the Chingford Polecat. Politics used to be so simple.

Hot and humid in the North West.

What a glorious scene. 232 on Freeview channels.🌹

Why did the archbishop raise his eyebrows?

Hot and humid in the North West

It really is 🥵

Damp and cool in Wales, as per usual.

I love a bit of pomp and ceremony, so long as it’s accompanied by competent sensible government.

Diane Abbott probably wishing it was Portillo not Leigh

Wet on the surrey/hamp border

I wonder where Diane's necklace is from? It's fabulous!

Ooh I didn't see her necklace. She looks very serious

Indeed. Lovely to see Diane Abbott as MOH.

That sounds like the start of a joke.

Modi accepting the order of friendship from Putin whilst children with cancer are bombed. He needs to give himself a fucking shake!

Squeezing into seats

Wrong thread sorry!! @mnhq can you remove please?

Looks like it'll be lindsay still.

Oh a long speech

They all looked very squished on the front bench!

It's appalling though @Igotjelly

I like to think Skinner is safe at home, shouting pithy remarks at the telly. Bless him.

All the gags

Always a bit funny having these I'm applying to be speaker yet they're dragged to the chair

Blimey turn your phone off! That's one in HoC and one in HoL

Caught on camera as well

Great Skinnerism "half the party opposite are liars" Speaker, 'apologise'
Skinner "half the party opposite are not liars".
Speaker 'Suspended'.