Thread 53 Sunak: Superminority!

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https://www.timeanddate.com/countdown/election?iso=20240502T00&p0=136&msg=UK+general+election&font=sanserif

Gonna stick with this username I think. Sadly no cat pics I haven't posted 🙁

Thank you for the new thread.

Cat is out of the sink ready to pay her tax

Just catching up on my Apple News feed (when am I not?) and apparently Rishi Sunak, on This Morning this morning, said his favourite meal is sandwiches.

Sandwhiches of cavia with a salad of shredded NHS dreams?

To be fair to him, no matter how he answers the gammons won't be happy?

Curry? Well why doesn't he go back there if he loves it so much
Bangers & Mash? He's a fake Brit lying
Sandwiches? Boring.

I hope his sandwiches are dry for the rest of his life and the butter is too cold to be spread properly. I hope he gets crumbs all over his expensive loafers also.

Beautiful 😍

I hope his sandwiches are dry for the rest of his life and the butter is too cold to be spread properly. I hope he gets crumbs all over his expensive loafers also.

That could be set to music, a la Mikado

I can carry on, i can think of many inventive ways for sandwiches to inconvenience him.

@BIossomtoes he is a git. A lovable git but very noisy.

Love the beautiful David Austin roses.

Checking in! Ballot box collected!

No cats around for cat tax so you can have a rock instead.

If you were a small Black Country town, that'd be a landmark ....

You’ve probably seen this already. Marvellous rant.

https://x.com/jonathanpienews/status/1808078089370349656?s=61

I see Rishlimey knows what's more important for Keir Starmers family life than Keir Starmer.

We are indeed blessed to have such a man to tell us we are doing life wrong.

Or he's a cunt.

You choose.

https://www.standard.co.uk/news/politics/keir-starmer-jewish-prime-minister-tories-times-radio-b1168386.html

It was a small Swedish town.

Joining in from the start on this one if I may!

I'm home alone for Election night as DH is counting, I think I'll need some company!

Thank you for the new thread 💐 cat tax attached. We haven’t had any canvassers round, but he’s keeping an eye out for Tories approaching our Labour household.

DH out delivering leaflets last night, I am making cakes for Campaign HQ, more leaflets tonight and tomorrow with me driving and both of us doing shifts outside polling stations tomorrow, apparently up to 15% of voters decide when they get there. Hope we will have something to celebrate on Friday morning.

Here is our lodger hoping when he wakes the Tories are gone.

I bet Rishi Sunak's sandwiches are jam.

I mean, I love a sandwich and have never knowingly passed up the offer of one. Fish finger sandwiches touted on election night , lovely. One of @BIossomtoes's delectable smoked salmon ones? Yes please!

But as a favourite meal? No. Because I'm not 5 years old.

Carla Denyer is claiming that the Green Party are the only party that's offering a message of hope. Hope that a few MPs can persuade and form a positive message to the Labour Party to listen.

The Sun has backed Labour.

Strange times.

I heard the news about the Sun and thought "Meh". 1) Its a bit bloody late and 2) its just not that important any more.

I love a chip butty.

Totally agree. It's like the bandwagon has pulled up and they're all desperate to join in.

They only ever back the winner, apparently.

But how they know that before polls actually open 🤷🏻‍♀️

I think the parties get a tally of postal votes so far so maybe that’s what they’re going by, but that is just me guessing I have zero inside knowledge.

Postal votes are opened the same time as ballot votes.