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CF allotment thief thread no 4 - Babs’s dodgy solicitor and TV producers looking to cast for the role of Penfold?

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YaMuvva · 09/05/2024 15:24

New thread! Last one was here
www.mumsnet.com/talk/_chat/5049200-cf-allotment-thief-part-3-the-plot-thickens-and-auditions-begin-for-the-west-end-musical?page=38&reply=135136744

So a quick update.

DH dropped me off for my surgery this morning then dropped the kids at school before heading to the allotment. Babs was there gardening as were some other people on their own plots. All her crap was still there

DH went up and reminded her that she needs to be off the plot by the 20th. She said that she is awaiting advice from her solicitor to see if she can challenge us. She also said if the solicitor says she has to be off, she will be gone by the 20th but isn’t giving it up without checking if she has rights first. She did a fair bit of guilt tripping to DH about how she has spent 10 years being part of a community and having a hobby and she now has to give it all up but he held strong and told her, unless she comes back with a legitimate legal claim her property will be off the allotment by the 21st - wether it’s removed by her or by him.

However - enter Penfold stage right

Penfold is what we are calling the allotment neighbour who marched over from the other side of the plots (because that’s who he looks like). He started shouting at DH saying “You’re a bully! Fancy picking on an old lady and taking her allotment off her after all her years of hard work”. He pointed out it’s his allotment now and Penfold said that “just because your name is on a piece of paper it doesn’t give you the right to steal it off it’s rightful owner”. He then start saying “What do you know about gardening pretty boy? These allotments should be for real gardeners not pretty boys like you”

When DH told me this I laughed so hard I thought my stitches may burst 😂 DH IS very pretty but he’s also mid-40’s and hasn’t been called pretty in many many years. We are in semi-rural Yorkshire though and a man wearing a top that isn’t either blue black or white is considered a feminine.

When DH stated he does actually know about gardening, Penfold was all “Yeah right yeah right all you know about is putting your make up on” 🤣🤣 and said how these allotment owners have been around for decades he can’t just barge in and kick people out. DH said he was half expecting Penfold to say “this is a local allotment for local people”.

Then it was BABS of all people who told Penfold to STFU. Not quite those words but she said “oh do calm down Nigel”. The other plot owners just kept their heads down apparently. DH took off in the end but he is considering buying a Danger Mouse t-shirt to wear when he gardens. I’ve told him I can help him apply his make up 😂.

Anyway Babs’s words don’t exactly fill me with confidence but it’s better than flat out refusing to leave I suppose. I’m absolutely confident that legally she hasn’t a leg to stand on, but that doesn’t mean some dodgy solicitor won’t claim otherwise for a bit of easy money off her. Either way unless there is a claim that has legs (highly unlikely) DH will be round on the 21st to set up his stuff. PP were right about insane allotment owners - but we are just gonna have to lump it and not let Penfold ruin our time there.

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Oblomov24 · 09/05/2024 18:48

Loving the pretty boy penfold comment.

myfaceismyown · 09/05/2024 18:50

@ThirtyThrillionThreeTrees Apologies. Your sarcasm didn't come across obviously in your post. It read like another of the daft Babs defenders...

Iamnotalemming · 09/05/2024 18:50

Loving the updates.

You've inspired a bit of googling through which I have discovered that Danger Mouse was originally voiced by David Jason. Who knew??

Jeannie88 · 09/05/2024 18:58

PineappleTime · 09/05/2024 18:35

Why?? Babs knew sally was selling. She's behaving like a total dick. Why should the OP let her stay? It's not her land!

I know, I know, just can't help feeling sorry for her and the others who have cultivated the plots. When you've put so much effort into it, it's a bitter pill to swallow. I agree the defensive hostility isn't good of course, but can understand the upset. Xx

PassTheTrowel · 09/05/2024 18:58

I do feel very sorry for Babs and the others.

What others? Sally, who could have sold it to Babs or told her dear friend the time had come to leave but instead took the OP's money for the plot and skedaddled?

SparklyDanceMum · 09/05/2024 19:00

Literally best post on Mumsnet ever !! I’m hooked 🤣 get well soon !

Unopenedpackofmenssocks · 09/05/2024 19:01

Jeannie88 · 09/05/2024 18:58

I know, I know, just can't help feeling sorry for her and the others who have cultivated the plots. When you've put so much effort into it, it's a bitter pill to swallow. I agree the defensive hostility isn't good of course, but can understand the upset. Xx

But nobody is taking the plots from the others. It’s only the one that Babs is using which has been sold.

MissUnicorn · 09/05/2024 19:03

Get well soon @YaMuvva

Unopenedpackofmenssocks · 09/05/2024 19:04

Iamnotalemming · 09/05/2024 18:50

Loving the updates.

You've inspired a bit of googling through which I have discovered that Danger Mouse was originally voiced by David Jason. Who knew??

I did! I thought it was quite a well known fact. Penfold was Terry Scott.

myfaceismyown · 09/05/2024 19:05

Jeannie88 · 09/05/2024 18:58

I know, I know, just can't help feeling sorry for her and the others who have cultivated the plots. When you've put so much effort into it, it's a bitter pill to swallow. I agree the defensive hostility isn't good of course, but can understand the upset. Xx

The minute Babs saw the for sale sign on the house she would have known her free use of the land attached to the sale would be over. I feel oddly strongly about this. If you let someone use your spare room for a few years and sold your house, would you expect them to stay at the property with the new occupants? The OP and her DH have paid for this land as part of the house purchase. Babs is not left without her hobby. She has her own large garden to cultivate, and can easily invite Penfold over to compare marrows. Also there is only Babs that has to vacate. Penfold has his own plot.

Jeannie88 · 09/05/2024 19:15

myfaceismyown · 09/05/2024 19:05

The minute Babs saw the for sale sign on the house she would have known her free use of the land attached to the sale would be over. I feel oddly strongly about this. If you let someone use your spare room for a few years and sold your house, would you expect them to stay at the property with the new occupants? The OP and her DH have paid for this land as part of the house purchase. Babs is not left without her hobby. She has her own large garden to cultivate, and can easily invite Penfold over to compare marrows. Also there is only Babs that has to vacate. Penfold has his own plot.

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Ah OK, I see, sorry didn't see previous updates. In that case, fair enough. I guess it's more about the camaraderie then, as well as the cultivation. Lol Penfold and comparing marrows 🤣

Oblomov24 · 09/05/2024 19:30

Terry Scott.

Now imagining Steve Pemberton agreeing to act as the new Penfold in OP's Up-and-coming stage show / tv series. Grin

CatamaranViper · 09/05/2024 19:31

Omg that update

myfaceismyown · 09/05/2024 19:32

What is completely odd is that Sally did not explain to Babs. Surely they must have had one conversation? Who knows. But Sally should have told Babs that she was selling the plot as she had fallen for a dodgy solicitor toy boy and was selling up to go off to buy a caravilla love nest in Toremolinos. Then thank her for keeping the plot tidy for 10 years, and not just left her to fathom things out for herself!

Figgygal · 09/05/2024 19:36

Omg how did I miss threads 2 and 3???
Need to seriously catch up obviously

FoxtrotSkarloey · 09/05/2024 19:51

Oh gawd those sock. I had DC1 by c section when it was 29 degrees solidly and had to wear the bastards for ten days. The discharge nurse very reluctantly gave me a second pair when I said there was no way I was wearing the same pair of stinky socks for ten days in that heat and therefore wouldn't wear any whilst they were in the wash.

All the photos from DC's first week are ridiculous. I had my full post partum belly in giant floaty dresses accompanied by grey knee length socks.

CarolinaInTheMorning · 09/05/2024 19:52

I had to google Penfold, being American and all. And so my vote is another for Toby Jones.

Get well soon @YaMuvva and thanks for the updates. Hope you get to come home soon.

Daftapath · 09/05/2024 19:57

Would it be very inappropriate to suggest that dh plants plenty of pansies in the allotment? 🫣

I think it's a good sign that Babs told Nigel to stfu. Hopefully it's a sign that she will accept the situation and move out and on without more argument.

Get well soon op.

CaptainMyCaptain · 09/05/2024 19:57

CarolinaInTheMorning · 09/05/2024 19:52

I had to google Penfold, being American and all. And so my vote is another for Toby Jones.

Get well soon @YaMuvva and thanks for the updates. Hope you get to come home soon.

I don't know Penfold either and I'm British. I think he was before my time.

BabsMustGo · 09/05/2024 19:58

Oh Lord! The plot thickens 😂

Wishing you a speedy recovery @YaMuvva

Atethehalloweenchocs · 09/05/2024 20:03

I have a vivid vision of your husband in full makeup, digging the plot (please please let there be false eyelashes involved). And I really think you should get a bunch of garden gnomes and paint make up on them, so that even if pretty boy is not there, Penfold has a lovely reminder.

KnickerlessParsons · 09/05/2024 20:08

SerendipityJane · 09/05/2024 15:33

“just because your name is on a piece of paper it doesn’t give you the right to steal it off it’s rightful owner”.

You can prove anything with facts

It's "his truth" though, so who are we to argue

PickleJelly · 09/05/2024 20:21

I cannot explain how excited I was when I saw you had updated the thread. I wish you a speedy recovery and I look forward to the 20th when you finally get your allotment.

Picoloangel · 09/05/2024 20:23

just because your name is on a piece of paper it doesn’t give you the right to steal it off it’s rightful owner

literally the definition of ownership and not stealing

What a fantastic update OP! Im
surprised you need the codeine with this hilarity on your doorstep!

Your DH needs to go back in full Harry Styles mode with a pearl necklace (Ooooohh matron) and lashings of guy liner!

This thread is the gift that keeps on giving! 🤣🤣🤣

newusern99 · 09/05/2024 20:26

Thanks for the update. Wishing you a swift recovery

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