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CF allotment thief thread no 4 - Babs’s dodgy solicitor and TV producers looking to cast for the role of Penfold?

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YaMuvva · 09/05/2024 15:24

New thread! Last one was here
www.mumsnet.com/talk/_chat/5049200-cf-allotment-thief-part-3-the-plot-thickens-and-auditions-begin-for-the-west-end-musical?page=38&reply=135136744

So a quick update.

DH dropped me off for my surgery this morning then dropped the kids at school before heading to the allotment. Babs was there gardening as were some other people on their own plots. All her crap was still there

DH went up and reminded her that she needs to be off the plot by the 20th. She said that she is awaiting advice from her solicitor to see if she can challenge us. She also said if the solicitor says she has to be off, she will be gone by the 20th but isn’t giving it up without checking if she has rights first. She did a fair bit of guilt tripping to DH about how she has spent 10 years being part of a community and having a hobby and she now has to give it all up but he held strong and told her, unless she comes back with a legitimate legal claim her property will be off the allotment by the 21st - wether it’s removed by her or by him.

However - enter Penfold stage right

Penfold is what we are calling the allotment neighbour who marched over from the other side of the plots (because that’s who he looks like). He started shouting at DH saying “You’re a bully! Fancy picking on an old lady and taking her allotment off her after all her years of hard work”. He pointed out it’s his allotment now and Penfold said that “just because your name is on a piece of paper it doesn’t give you the right to steal it off it’s rightful owner”. He then start saying “What do you know about gardening pretty boy? These allotments should be for real gardeners not pretty boys like you”

When DH told me this I laughed so hard I thought my stitches may burst 😂 DH IS very pretty but he’s also mid-40’s and hasn’t been called pretty in many many years. We are in semi-rural Yorkshire though and a man wearing a top that isn’t either blue black or white is considered a feminine.

When DH stated he does actually know about gardening, Penfold was all “Yeah right yeah right all you know about is putting your make up on” 🤣🤣 and said how these allotment owners have been around for decades he can’t just barge in and kick people out. DH said he was half expecting Penfold to say “this is a local allotment for local people”.

Then it was BABS of all people who told Penfold to STFU. Not quite those words but she said “oh do calm down Nigel”. The other plot owners just kept their heads down apparently. DH took off in the end but he is considering buying a Danger Mouse t-shirt to wear when he gardens. I’ve told him I can help him apply his make up 😂.

Anyway Babs’s words don’t exactly fill me with confidence but it’s better than flat out refusing to leave I suppose. I’m absolutely confident that legally she hasn’t a leg to stand on, but that doesn’t mean some dodgy solicitor won’t claim otherwise for a bit of easy money off her. Either way unless there is a claim that has legs (highly unlikely) DH will be round on the 21st to set up his stuff. PP were right about insane allotment owners - but we are just gonna have to lump it and not let Penfold ruin our time there.

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Jimmyneutronsforehead · 30/05/2024 17:01

I hate beetroot but I'd be willing to try it pickled before sealing the lid on my utter disgust for it.

Chemenger · 30/05/2024 17:13

DrJonesIpresume · 30/05/2024 16:39

I like pickled beetroot.

<dons tin hat and runs away before I am pelted with said vegetable>

I do too, I’ll quite happily eat a jar of pickled baby beets in a sitting.

YaMuvva · 30/05/2024 17:25

I’m so pleased the chocolate cake recipe has been spread far and wide. It does feel VERY odd to put oil and boiling water into a batter but the results are divine! It’s DD’s birthday today and I’m too bedridden and useless to have made the cake so we got her a Colin Caterpillar - she rightly pointed out “It’s not the same as your Bruce Bogtrotter mum” 🤣

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Silvers11 · 30/05/2024 17:45

Sorry you are still bedridden @YaMuvva but hope you have been able to celebrate your DD's Birthday and the Colin Caterpillar cake!!

YaMuvva · 30/05/2024 17:47

Silvers11 · 30/05/2024 17:45

Sorry you are still bedridden @YaMuvva but hope you have been able to celebrate your DD's Birthday and the Colin Caterpillar cake!!

I have thank you, my job mainly consisted of ‘sitting around’ whilst 6 x 10/11yo’s sat in a hot tub and spoke like they’re some sort of celebrities - I swear year 6 gives them such arrogance, wait til they start secondary school and they’re suddenly kicked to the bottom of the food chain 🤣

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beenwhereyouare · 30/05/2024 17:51

@YaMuvva ; please start a new thread! It doesn't even need to be about Babs. I've enjoyed this one so much!

AwBlessm · 30/05/2024 17:53

beenwhereyouare · 30/05/2024 17:51

@YaMuvva ; please start a new thread! It doesn't even need to be about Babs. I've enjoyed this one so much!

'Babs Beets It'

Silvers11 · 30/05/2024 17:57

AwBlessm · 30/05/2024 17:53

'Babs Beets It'

😂😂😂

DisabledDemon · 30/05/2024 18:09

DrJonesIpresume · 27/05/2024 19:38

😂😂😂

'One small tool'? Would that be Penfold?

Allofaflutter · 30/05/2024 18:15

Fraaahnces · 30/05/2024 01:40

@Allofaflutter - ya gotta love kids! Glad it’s not just me. Am currently researching borscht recipes. (It’s soup season here in Aus.)

You do. I miss having children as they are all adults now. Even when they did things like this! Same child while about 9 or 10 after one sex education lesson, announced in a loud voice in a toy store while looking at Minecraft toys “creepers really do look like green penises don’t they mum”.

YaMuvva · 30/05/2024 18:24

AwBlessm · 30/05/2024 17:53

'Babs Beets It'

Jennifer Lopez Applause GIF by NBC World Of Dance

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Allofaflutter · 30/05/2024 19:15

Latenightreader · 28/05/2024 07:33

Was it designed by Bloody Stupid Johnson?

I still giggle like a child when I think of how Terry Pratchett accidentally got Boris down to a T.

JayJayj · 30/05/2024 19:33

YaMuvva · 30/05/2024 17:25

I’m so pleased the chocolate cake recipe has been spread far and wide. It does feel VERY odd to put oil and boiling water into a batter but the results are divine! It’s DD’s birthday today and I’m too bedridden and useless to have made the cake so we got her a Colin Caterpillar - she rightly pointed out “It’s not the same as your Bruce Bogtrotter mum” 🤣

I’ve been scrolling trying to find the recipe and I can’t! Any chance you could share it again?
So glad you are feeling better.
I have enjoyed reading your posts so much. Never been so invested in someone else’s life so much 😂

InMySpareTime · 30/05/2024 19:36

@JayJayj 13.08 today

EnglishBluebell · 30/05/2024 19:52

YaMuvva · 30/05/2024 17:25

I’m so pleased the chocolate cake recipe has been spread far and wide. It does feel VERY odd to put oil and boiling water into a batter but the results are divine! It’s DD’s birthday today and I’m too bedridden and useless to have made the cake so we got her a Colin Caterpillar - she rightly pointed out “It’s not the same as your Bruce Bogtrotter mum” 🤣

It doesn't say how much boiling water??

EnglishBluebell · 30/05/2024 19:54

Never mind, found it!

YaMuvva · 30/05/2024 19:55

EnglishBluebell · 30/05/2024 19:52

It doesn't say how much boiling water??

1 cup!

@JayJayj heres the recipe me dear https://addapinch.com/the-best-chocolate-cake-recipe-ever/#wprm-recipe-container-31552

CF allotment thief thread no 4 - Babs’s dodgy solicitor and TV producers looking to cast for the role of Penfold?
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YaMuvva · 30/05/2024 19:56

EnglishBluebell · 30/05/2024 19:54

Never mind, found it!

I absolutely hate that recipes online make you jump around the page to find them!

I know why they do it, it’s to get you to click on shit but still going back and forth when cooking is a pain

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artant · 30/05/2024 20:02

Me too! I took the radical step of actually printing the chocolate cake recipe to avoid all the scrolling.

CandidHedgehog · 30/05/2024 20:39

I thought it was because you can’t copyright a recipe but you can copyright all the fluff around it so professionals do the blurb to stop other people posting the recipe as theirs?

Or is that an urban myth?

londonmummy1966 · 30/05/2024 21:22

YaMuvva · 30/05/2024 17:47

I have thank you, my job mainly consisted of ‘sitting around’ whilst 6 x 10/11yo’s sat in a hot tub and spoke like they’re some sort of celebrities - I swear year 6 gives them such arrogance, wait til they start secondary school and they’re suddenly kicked to the bottom of the food chain 🤣

Hate to rain on your parade @YaMuvva but once they've been at secondary for a couple of weeks can get themselves to school by themselves and have learnt to roll their skirts up by their waistbands they think they're grown ups and all your life experience counts for nothing...

Picoloangel · 30/05/2024 23:10

@YaMuvva I screenshot the recipe and ingredients and never darken the page again!

PS love your H and M thread 😉

Fraaahnces · 31/05/2024 02:40

I have shared the chocolate cake recipe with DD2 who is the baker in my family. I don’t bake and I don’t eat it (coeliac disease. Gluten-free textures aside from the flourless ones have such weird textures they give me the ick.)

Fraaahnces · 31/05/2024 02:41

Btw, you’d hate this @YaMuvva but tonight’s dinner will be beetroot and dill risotto with goats cheese and a crispy roasted duck leg on the side. (With sour cherry sauce)

DeanElderberry · 31/05/2024 06:40

@Fraaahnces, have you ever tried Beacon Hill cookies? Main ingredients chocolate, egg white, walnuts. I'm lucky enough not to be coeliac but I am allergic to wheat and enjoy them on the odd occasion I want a treat.

I understand though if you just say life is easier if you just avoid anything complicated.

https://www.food.com/recipe/beacon-hill-cookies-7335

Beetroot and dill sounds a good combo - I like dill with carrots.