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CF allotment thief thread no 4 - Babs’s dodgy solicitor and TV producers looking to cast for the role of Penfold?

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YaMuvva · 09/05/2024 15:24

New thread! Last one was here
www.mumsnet.com/talk/_chat/5049200-cf-allotment-thief-part-3-the-plot-thickens-and-auditions-begin-for-the-west-end-musical?page=38&reply=135136744

So a quick update.

DH dropped me off for my surgery this morning then dropped the kids at school before heading to the allotment. Babs was there gardening as were some other people on their own plots. All her crap was still there

DH went up and reminded her that she needs to be off the plot by the 20th. She said that she is awaiting advice from her solicitor to see if she can challenge us. She also said if the solicitor says she has to be off, she will be gone by the 20th but isn’t giving it up without checking if she has rights first. She did a fair bit of guilt tripping to DH about how she has spent 10 years being part of a community and having a hobby and she now has to give it all up but he held strong and told her, unless she comes back with a legitimate legal claim her property will be off the allotment by the 21st - wether it’s removed by her or by him.

However - enter Penfold stage right

Penfold is what we are calling the allotment neighbour who marched over from the other side of the plots (because that’s who he looks like). He started shouting at DH saying “You’re a bully! Fancy picking on an old lady and taking her allotment off her after all her years of hard work”. He pointed out it’s his allotment now and Penfold said that “just because your name is on a piece of paper it doesn’t give you the right to steal it off it’s rightful owner”. He then start saying “What do you know about gardening pretty boy? These allotments should be for real gardeners not pretty boys like you”

When DH told me this I laughed so hard I thought my stitches may burst 😂 DH IS very pretty but he’s also mid-40’s and hasn’t been called pretty in many many years. We are in semi-rural Yorkshire though and a man wearing a top that isn’t either blue black or white is considered a feminine.

When DH stated he does actually know about gardening, Penfold was all “Yeah right yeah right all you know about is putting your make up on” 🤣🤣 and said how these allotment owners have been around for decades he can’t just barge in and kick people out. DH said he was half expecting Penfold to say “this is a local allotment for local people”.

Then it was BABS of all people who told Penfold to STFU. Not quite those words but she said “oh do calm down Nigel”. The other plot owners just kept their heads down apparently. DH took off in the end but he is considering buying a Danger Mouse t-shirt to wear when he gardens. I’ve told him I can help him apply his make up 😂.

Anyway Babs’s words don’t exactly fill me with confidence but it’s better than flat out refusing to leave I suppose. I’m absolutely confident that legally she hasn’t a leg to stand on, but that doesn’t mean some dodgy solicitor won’t claim otherwise for a bit of easy money off her. Either way unless there is a claim that has legs (highly unlikely) DH will be round on the 21st to set up his stuff. PP were right about insane allotment owners - but we are just gonna have to lump it and not let Penfold ruin our time there.

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Delphinium20 · 28/05/2024 18:48

I'm a beet fan myself but am tolerant of the haters. We love what we love...

So happy your garden is yours and your DH can enjoy it.

Hope you mend well, so very sorry about the horrific complications.

Babs, I'm gonna miss dissin ya

grumpygrape · 28/05/2024 19:04

YaMuvva, I'm so pleased things are on the up for you now. Can’t comment on the naughty step business but you have ‘engaged’ many of us with your garage, and ‘allotment’ shenanigans and the side story of your operation. We are (I believe) universally rejoicing with you and Pretty Boy.

However, we will still be ‘tuning in’ for updates on Seller Sally and are hopeful she gets her comeuppance. I hope you will also be keeping an eye on Garage Thief’s sister for us and giving updates. What an ‘interesting' neighbourhood you found to set down roots.

Someone upthread mentioned Squash etc. Spaghetti Squash are amazing. High in folic acid, potassium, and beta carotene and low in calories. Brilliant low carb substitute for pasta and all the previously mentioned ground cover. Could also be used as ammunition against Penfold…….just sayin’

Rowgtfc72 · 28/05/2024 19:56

@YaMuvva your Chinese all you can eat wasn't wings in Hull was it?
Dd was invited there after a bowling party for her friends 10th birthday. She was at least 5ft 4 by that point and we ended up paying for her meal as we were so embarrassed they wouldn't serve her a children's meal with the rest of her friends.

YaMuvva · 28/05/2024 19:58

Rowgtfc72 · 28/05/2024 19:56

@YaMuvva your Chinese all you can eat wasn't wings in Hull was it?
Dd was invited there after a bowling party for her friends 10th birthday. She was at least 5ft 4 by that point and we ended up paying for her meal as we were so embarrassed they wouldn't serve her a children's meal with the rest of her friends.

It wasn’t but it was in Yorkshire so maybe it’s a tight arse Yorkshire thing 🤣

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Waffle78 · 28/05/2024 20:38

I love beetroot if we're having stew I have to have some. I buy the whole prepared beetroot for salad.🤪

Fred12345 · 28/05/2024 20:53

Hello,

Thanks for an enjoyable thread, I'm glad you have finally taken possession of your allotment (and garage).

If you don't like the look of red beetroot, there are golden and white varieties available. I can't bear beetroot in vinegar but red and golden beetroots roasted in the oven in balsamic vinegar looks wonderful and is surprisingly unbeetrooty.

EnglishBluebell · 28/05/2024 21:16

@YaMuvva Yes my Mum had Pampas grass in the front garden and the day after I told her this, I arrived at my parents' house to discover said Pampas Grass on bloody fire!

LardoBurrows · 28/05/2024 21:23

EnglishBluebell · 28/05/2024 21:16

@YaMuvva Yes my Mum had Pampas grass in the front garden and the day after I told her this, I arrived at my parents' house to discover said Pampas Grass on bloody fire!

🤣🤣

anyolddinosaur · 28/05/2024 21:52

looking on the bright side garage thief's sister may not be the only person who inherits so may have moved in to clear out garage thief's stuff and put the place on the market.

LovelyButteryBiscuitBase · 28/05/2024 22:29

YaMuvva · 28/05/2024 19:58

It wasn’t but it was in Yorkshire so maybe it’s a tight arse Yorkshire thing 🤣

Not the Willow in York was it? That one used to turn into a free night club after 9. When they started charging for entry you could redeem your entry against the buffet. Your thing sounds like the kind of thing they would do. 😂

Fraaahnces · 28/05/2024 23:20

@YaMuvva My DH had been away with work for months, and after he’d been home a week or two, I made some Borscht and had a couple of bowls for dinner. (With horseradish & sour cream. Yum!) I was living in Europe and our loos were the type with the “viewing” shelf. I peed and when I turned to flush, was horrified to see that the urine was bright red. Of course I did the only sensible thing and rang my DH accusing him of bringing home a nasty “souvenir” picked up from a local or colleague. He just laughed at me and said, “Just how many bowls of soup did you have?”….. seems some people have a condition called “Beeturia” which doesn’t allow them to absorb the red pigments in beetroot. Some people also somehow get to their mid-40’s before they find out.

Cuwins · 29/05/2024 05:50

Fraaahnces · 28/05/2024 23:20

@YaMuvva My DH had been away with work for months, and after he’d been home a week or two, I made some Borscht and had a couple of bowls for dinner. (With horseradish & sour cream. Yum!) I was living in Europe and our loos were the type with the “viewing” shelf. I peed and when I turned to flush, was horrified to see that the urine was bright red. Of course I did the only sensible thing and rang my DH accusing him of bringing home a nasty “souvenir” picked up from a local or colleague. He just laughed at me and said, “Just how many bowls of soup did you have?”….. seems some people have a condition called “Beeturia” which doesn’t allow them to absorb the red pigments in beetroot. Some people also somehow get to their mid-40’s before they find out.

I don't like beetroot so bad no idea it could have that effect. A young man I was caring for gave me a panic one day when I thought he was peeing blood, I had rung our nursing team to inform them, rang his mum to tell her only for her to say 'oops I should have said he ate massive amounts of beetroot at the weekend, it can have that effect!'
I felt like a right Wally!

Oblomov24 · 29/05/2024 15:44

God I miss Russian borscht. Sour cream.

RumNotRun · 29/05/2024 18:06

My dad was a GP before he retired. He said that every year there would be a spate of calls from people "weeing blood" at the start of each beetroot season. I presume it was different people each year rather than the same people, but knowing the area my dad's surgery covered it wouldn't surprise me if it was the same people!

Allofaflutter · 29/05/2024 18:07

I love beetroot and a trip to pizza hut is not complete without a large portion on my salad. Unfortunately my 8 year old at the time knew how it affected me and announced very loudly to the packed restaurant “Your pee will be pink tomorrow Mummy”. Silence with some covered laughter. Kids!

Fraaahnces · 30/05/2024 01:40

@Allofaflutter - ya gotta love kids! Glad it’s not just me. Am currently researching borscht recipes. (It’s soup season here in Aus.)

Eddielizzard · 30/05/2024 12:06

Well, I've made the chocolate cake twice now and I must say it's exceptional. Since it calls for vegetable oil, I use olive oil and voila! It's a healthy cake!

My DH who is The Master of Chocolate Cake is tight lipped as his reign has been toppled.

godmum56 · 30/05/2024 12:12

would somebody mind reposting the chocolate cake recipe please?

Chemenger · 30/05/2024 12:31

godmum56 · 30/05/2024 12:12

would somebody mind reposting the chocolate cake recipe please?

It’s about 25 posts back in this thread.

PrettySenior · 30/05/2024 12:48

Reposting the chocolate cake recipe:

www.bbcgoodfood.com/recipes/beetroot-chocolate-cake

Callipygion · 30/05/2024 13:08

godmum56 · 30/05/2024 12:12

would somebody mind reposting the chocolate cake recipe please?

Did you mean the beetroot chocolate cake or this one?
https://addapinch.com/the-best-chocolate-cake-recipe-ever/
(This was the one posted pages and pages ago!)

The Best Chocolate Cake Recipe {Ever}

Best Chocolate Cake Recipe: A one bowl chocolate cake recipe that is quick, easy, and delicious! Gluten-free, dairy-free, egg-free options!

https://addapinch.com/the-best-chocolate-cake-recipe-ever/

godmum56 · 30/05/2024 13:20

Callipygion · 30/05/2024 13:08

Did you mean the beetroot chocolate cake or this one?
https://addapinch.com/the-best-chocolate-cake-recipe-ever/
(This was the one posted pages and pages ago!)

that's the bunny! many thanks

artant · 30/05/2024 13:53

It’s a weird cake batter what with the hot water and all but it’s a bloody good cake.

Eddielizzard · 30/05/2024 14:28

Mine was 'the best chocolate cake ever' with the boiling water batter. Not the beetroot one. Although tempted to try that....

DrJonesIpresume · 30/05/2024 16:39

I like pickled beetroot.

<dons tin hat and runs away before I am pelted with said vegetable>