Does anyone know how to get in touch with John Major?

[Kendodd]

That's it. Searched the Internet, no luck.

Take a flight and wait outside the loo - then you can remind him not to tuck his shirt into his pants!

@NuffSaidSam Love your idea, fabulous.
My DH once shook John Major's hand but I don't
think that will really help. I was told he had a holiday home
near where I used to live but that may no longer be true.
Could we all go outside at a pre arranged time and shout for him, somebody must live near him?

Could we all go outside at a pre arranged time and shout for him, somebody must live near him

This is a genius idea. A bit like clapping for the NHS. Thursday evenings at 8pm everyone should stand on their front doorsteps and shout ‘John Major, where are you?

Brilliant! 🤣

But really why op?
Not point asking him to come back hes already been defeated in a general election once hes not that daft to go through it again

Please 🙏🏼🙏🏼tell us why OP

Well, they were desperate enough to bring back Cameron so you never know.....

Why would Major want to come back to hold a poisoned chalice!

Your name isn't Martha by any chance?

It's to ask for his chicken recipe.

Too embarrassed to say why as it's really, really boring and you’ll all be disappointed.

Aw we won't. You've bought us all so much joy

Clap for John Major. I'm on board with that. Shall I bring a saucepan?

They'll have a forwarding address

I can WhatsApp him if you tell me the reason for your call?

How did you know I was on Mumsnet?

@McKenzieFriend001 can you set up a WhatsApp group so we all get to find out what OP is up to?

Imposter

I didn't know about the cones hotline but I want it back now! There's NEVER anyone working when I am slowed down due to cones!

Love this thread and I too want to know why you want to contact him.

Anyone else getting nostalgic for the 90s?

I was looking at old photos of him and I have to say now I'm the same age as he was as PM he looks a lot more attractive than I remember. Although rather too much like my brother for me but if those of you who find JM attractive send me your dating profiles so I can preapprove them I'll send on those I think are suitable to DB to see if he's interested.

Anyone else getting nostalgic for the 90s?

It's a weird state of affairs when you look back to the dying days of the Major government and all the sleaze and still think that the likes of Heseltine, Clarke, Portello, Rifkind, Howard etc all look like statemen of the first order compared to the current crop of grifters.

Sadly true. They seem so sensible now even when I disagree with them.

I agree.
I'm no Tory, but eight pages and hardly anyone has had a actual bad word to say about JM.

Ask Nessa