Does anyone know how to get in touch with John Major?

[Kendodd]

That's it. Searched the Internet, no luck.

Do you mean one man and his wolf? There's a queue...

😂😂😂 Oh God this really tickled me.

Do they still have a place in St John's Wood? My friend's flat just about overlooked their garden. I could ask her to paper aeroplane in a letter if you like?

Tricky to get the aim right with prevailing wind conditions and that but Audentes Fortuna Iuvat and all that

Have you tried looking in phone boxes?

Brilliant! Dispiriting for all the other Kates in the town to be discounted from consideration, though!

Your passport was probably properly addressed. That makes it too boring to receive proper attention.

Have you been watching The Crown OP? I think it may be Jonny Lee Miller you really want to get hold of.

Brilliant.

Just write to him c/o The House of Commons. It will get to the desired destination very quickly

John Major is no longer an MP

I don’t think even Major can help you now Rishi, you are on your own babes, unless you know a spiritualist who can contact Margaret………….

1. Frozen peas aisle of his local supermarket
2. Prince Harry - Major was his guardian and is happy to divulge private information

Not sure I've ever laughed harder at a comment on mumsnet than this....

Thank you for all the replies and possible leads. I'll let you know if I'm successful

Many years ago I was on a course at a hotel and he was staying at said hotel I’ll give them a call and see if they have his details on record still
I’m sure they’ll give them to me as he spoke to me as I got in the lift

Mate of mine knows him. On Lambeth Council together.

Literally came here to make that joke. 😆

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Ah a good old fashioned laugh out loud MN thread. Well done OP!

Loving this thread!

If I used this method I think I could get it to him within a day via probably 2 people. I'm not particularly well connected but now wondering how many famous people I could reach via people I know.

He likes cricket, maybe try hanging out at the Oval that's where I last saw him

One of us should actually do this and see if we get a reply

I am laughing out loud at this in the doctors waiting room. I don't even know why

There aren't any hills in Huuntingdonshire.

But WHY do you want to talk to John Major???

shit, forgot to say, my hairdressers brothers, sisters, cousins wife said he goes to the Peak District this time of year for the long weekend so best to do it there.

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