Knock knock.
"Is <asylum seeker> here ?"
<answer in a language the officers can't understand>
There goes 2 man days
Knock knock.
"Is <asylum seeker> here ?"
"They've popped to the shops. No idea when they will be back. You can wait."
There goes 2 man days
Knock knock.
"Is <asylum seeker> here ?"
"Here I am"
"We are removing you to an approved asylum centre"
"Oh, OK. Very good"
<some point down the line fingerprints show they have the wrong man>
There goes 2 man days
MNetters are free to carry on this Rish! inspired version of "I went to the market"