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Thread 13 - TalkLair: “I say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.”

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Kucinghitam · 16/04/2024 20:17

(Previous thread 12).

Looks like spring has sprung! Tulips, apple blossom and early hay fever are upon us. In the TalkLair, we remain hunkered down keeping cosy and warm, because "something something 'til May is out". The hearth is glowing, the walls covered in dubious artwork, books by non-approved authors line the shelves, rugs are down on the floors (and assorted pets curled up on them).

We just won’t mention the gnawed bones of our prey over there in the corner of the cave…

Thread 12 - TalkLair: “I say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.” | Mumsnet

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Britinme · 17/05/2024 01:08

Oh what a bummer, Mouse! I hope the bruises heal very quickly and they let you go home to Francis soonest.

SinnerBoy · 17/05/2024 08:53

Have they said when you'll be home, Mouse?

I'm currently standing by Morrisons pharmacy, waiting for it to open. My girl is going on a weekend residential in the Lakes and wants a travel sickness tablet.

Quite strange, as she doesn't get travel sick.

Britinme · 17/05/2024 21:17

That was a heck of a story - I do hope the OP makes a full recovery, at least partly because I want to hear about her DH facing down the local allotment mafia.

Vegemiteandhoneyontoast · 18/05/2024 11:11

As is often said on MN, I'm now 'invested' in the plot thread and can't wait to find out what happens. Feel sorry for the OP, she sounds so uncomfortable.

MouseMinge · 18/05/2024 13:31

The head of the PTA is a right wanker too. It's great when someone with a good story to tell on MN is also a good storyteller and she is just that. I hope her blood pressure is sorted out soon. Lots of fluids!

artant · 19/05/2024 01:06

I’m on tenterhooks waiting to see how the allotment thread resolves itself. It’s been the first thread I check since I stumbled on it by chance on day 1. Not only is it a bizarre situation but I used the cake recipe OP posted and it’s delicious!

Kucinghitam · 19/05/2024 08:16

I've been glued to that thread from the beginning too! Some proper mad MN responses and a hefty dose of "cancel the cheque" Grin I wish the OP well.

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Kucinghitam · 19/05/2024 10:24

Had excitement last night.

To set the scene, I was exhausted after a full day at work event, all peopled-out from talking to members of the public (mainly children), whilst DH was exhausted after a work trip abroad and a long haul flight home that very morning.

Some time after we'd collapsed into bed and fallen into sweet sweet slumber, Mochi came into our room and there was a muffled miaow. Then, mad loud scrabbling as she tried to claw her way into the shelving unit in the corner, things being knocked to the floor etc. I went from dozy half-sleep to WIDE AWAKE, because it was clear that she'd let a live mouse escape in our bedroom.

Got out of bed, tried to look around that corner with my phone torch. Couldn't see anything apart from frantic cat. Sleepy brain decided that the logical thing to do was not disturb DH, and to simply go back to bed and worry about it in the morning and maybe I was mistaken about the mouse. Obviously, this was not in fact logical. Because obviously, I was going to lie awake freaking out about a mouse in my bedroom. Also, Mochi was not going to let the matter rest and lay staring at the corner, leaping up to do mad loud scrabbling every few minutes.

After f-knows-how-long, Mochi's scrabbling culminated in a squeak, but immediately followed by more scrabbling under my bed. Presumably she'd caught the mouse then immediately dropped it. That got me WIDE AWAKE again and as I shone my phone torch around, I spotted a little shape rushing under our bathroom door. "Victory!" I thought, "I can trap them in there and there's nowhere for a mouse to hide in that tiny room!"

So I shoved Mochi into the bathroom and shut her in. Fluff-brained creature didn't know the mouse was in there with her, so turned around and wailed piteously at the door. I realised I was going to have to go in and show her the mouse, and at the same time that if the mouse could fit under the door going in then it could also get out. So I grabbed a spare pillow, squeezed into the bathroom and trapped us all in there.

This was followed by a tangled number of actions including: Stuffing door gap with pillow and bottles of toilet cleaner/shampoo/etc; Searching for mouse with phone torch; Trying to steer cat away from her efforts to remove door gap stuffings to leave bathroom; Realising that bathroom actually has lots of places for mouse to hide e.g. bathroom scales/bath mat/toilet roll holder/bottles of toilet cleaner/shampoo/pillow; Piling all extraneous things on top of closed toilet lid; Finally pointing cat at mouse; Leaping out of way of frantic mouse; Doing all this one-handed because holding phone as torch; Dropping phone on floor; Trying to do all this quietly and without swearing.

At one point, Mochi took the mouse into the shower cubicle and "Victory!" I thought, "I can trap them in there and there's nowhere for a mouse to hide in that tiny cubicle!" - turns out a mouse is small enough to squeeze out under the gap of a shower door, leaving a desperate cat trapped in shower cubicle.

Finally, DH was inconsiderate enough to overlook my efforts at quietness and woke up. (He later said he was worried I was having a seizure Grin) "What's happening?" he asked, to which I replied "Can you bring me a jam jar or something!" So he brought me a small tupperware and sensibly turned on the bathroom light.

This was followed by more tangled actions including: Re-stuffing door gap as it had had to be opened to receive tupperware; Herding mouse into suitable area for capture; Steering cat out of the way and failing because she wanted to be with the mouse; Leaping out of way of frantic mouse; Discovering how hard it is to catch a mouse when it can hide under bottles of toilet cleaner/shampoo/pillow.

But eventually I caught the poor little thing, took it downstairs and released it in the back garden.

It then took us f-knows-how-long for the adrenaline to subside and fall asleep. This was not helped by Mochi still scrabbling for ages around the shelving unit, under the bed and around the bathroom in search of her lost mouse.

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SinnerBoy · 19/05/2024 10:30

Oh dear!

DeanElderberry · 19/05/2024 10:34

Good work Mochi, show them they're your people now.

remember the catch it, eat it, regurgitate it between them and the bathroom trick for another night

Vegemiteandhoneyontoast · 19/05/2024 10:42

What a carry on, you can do without that sort of thing after a long day. Hope you have a more relaxed time tonight.

That sounds like the mouse caper that went on here when my brother stayed here while we were away. Took him a day or so to catch it, but he managed to do so.

Kucinghitam · 19/05/2024 11:09

A few more classic MN responses here, although I think the sensible replies are in the majority.

I often wonder whether it's female socialisation turned up to 11 that makes some posters compose these elaborate Lady Bountiful fantasies of doormatting themselves for the service of others. Always seems like the more unreasonable the situation, the more virtuous it is considered to render oneself a service biped. But, of course, only in a keyboard warrior sense.

https://www.mumsnet.com/talk/am_i_being_unreasonable/5075627-to-report-my-neighbours-dog-without-speaking-to-them-first?

Page 5 | To report my neighbour's dog without speaking to them first? | Mumsnet

My neighbours bring their dog outside on a lead every single morning at 6:15am without fail. Even weekend and bank holidays. It barks from the minute...

https://www.mumsnet.com/talk/am_i_being_unreasonable/5075627-to-report-my-neighbours-dog-without-speaking-to-them-first?page=2&reply=135371917

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Britinme · 19/05/2024 11:55

It's very unkind of me, but I did snigger at your mouse story Kuc. Quietly, of course, because DH is still asleep (it's 6:45am here).

We're in a hotel in Bangor (not pronounced banger) on our way up to Nova Scotia and PEI for our vacation so of course it poured with rain yesterday. Today we're heading towards St John and I'm hoping the Chocolate Museum in St Stephen is open on the way, but as it's Sunday it's probably a forlorn hope. Tomorrow is the ferry to Digby that cuts off a lot of driving (and DH likes ferries).

Next weekend we will be meeting up with a JTT poster called antimatter who some of you may remember, who lives on PEI. We were hoping to meet up with fogsake who lives near Digby, but he is still abroad on business.

duc748 · 19/05/2024 12:17

I remember antimatter! I used to chat with her (?) quite a bit. Do say hi.

VictorianBigot · 19/05/2024 12:18

LOL @Kucinghitam, poor Mochi. And poor little mouse (although sounds like it had a lucky escape). You must be exhausted. Kasper is similarly fluff-brained about catching things. I've watched him with silverfish, staring at them, batting them, then getting distracted by a particle of dust floating in the air while the silverfish scuttle off. Sometimes he just gets bored with them and walks off, which is what he does with toys.

He also does this with carpet moths which really pisses me off. There's a carpet moth problem in the building and my flat periodically fills up with them. He plays with them until he gets bored then saunters off without finishing the job.

He is, however, very good at catching spiders. I've been woken in the night by commotions and got up to find massive dead spiders on the floor. Other than that, he's as quiet as a mouse through the night and lies patiently at the bottom of my bed until I get up in the morning.

@Britinme hope you have a great time!

Britinme · 19/05/2024 12:34

Given Kuc's story I'm not sure "quiet Asa mouse" is the best phrase here, VB :-D

artant · 19/05/2024 16:03

Sorry for your mouse troubles and all, Kuc, but that did make me laugh!

MouseMinge · 19/05/2024 19:29

I have had similar nights of mouse madness, @Kucinghitam and found myself saying things like "if you insist on catching these things then bloody kill them before you get all look at what I did at me" because they're always so incredibly proud of themselves but I don't care to see them playing catch and release. That said I remember when Louise just did some killing without performance and flung a headless slow worm at me and looked at me eagerly because to her she'd brought me a toy which I would happily throw for her and she would catch and bring back to me for many a "happy" hour. I think my scream followed by loud swearing made her realise that might not be the case.

Thank fuckery, Francis has always been a lover not a fighter or any sort of hunter.

Gonners · 19/05/2024 20:45

We had a cat in China who dealt with rodents so competently that after a while word must have got about the Rodent Community, as they just stopped coming. Some of those rats were scarily big! She also trained her kittens by bringing small, wriggling creatures into the garden for them to kill. They all got very good jobs in local shops and blocks of flats!

Vegemiteandhoneyontoast · 20/05/2024 12:20

Good for those cats!

I woke up this morning with a sore sole of my foot and when I looked there is a big bruise there. I have absolutely no idea how it got there. Because of past experience, the only time I walk in bare feet is going to the loo in the night but there is nothing to tread on on the way and anyway, surely if I'd stood on something hard enough to leave a bruise I'd have noticed at the time.

VictorianBigot · 20/05/2024 16:00

Have you been doing any digging?

I'm 5 days on from my third injection and struggling. I feel so woozy, dizzy and achy. I had to stop everything this morning because I felt like if I didn't lie down, I would fall down. Every muscle is weak and aching and I can't walk more than a few steps without feeling breathless. I'm also extremely thirsty for some reason. I've had two hot flushes today followed by chills and all I want to do is lie in bed, but I've got so much on.

I don't know what's going on with me and these injections. They're supposed to be fully suppressing things by now but I've just bled for 12 consecutive days so they can't be. Totally fed up.

Vegemiteandhoneyontoast · 20/05/2024 16:53

That sounds awful! Have you spoken to anyone about it?

Vegemiteandhoneyontoast · 20/05/2024 16:54

Have you been doing any digging?

That would explain it, but I avoid digging unless absolutely necessary and haven't done any for a good couple of weeks. Even then I'll be wearing thick soled boots.

MouseMinge · 21/05/2024 21:15

@Vegemiteandhoneyontoast no idea where the bruise has come from but I once woke up to find a large gash at the top of my thigh which has since become a rather interesting scar. Really not sure what happened or how and why I could get such a gash without waking up and thinking "ouch". Long story shorts, sometimes really odd thing happen to bodies and it's best not to wonder too hard.