What's your favourite filthy food?

[ScentlessAprentice]

I'm feeling shite with a chest infection, DH is away for work, so I fancy some easy, dirty comfort food. I'm thinking chicken Super Noodles sandwiched between two slices of heavily buttered white bread. Stodgy, hot and delicious. Any other suggestions?

Cheese on toast with egg mayonnaise on top - but only if the egg is done with salad cream instead of mayo. Food of Gods.

My husbands suggestion is a fresh cream sandwich 🤔 (he's foreign!)

I'd say nachos or 'dirty fries'

Big old sausage sandwich on thick, soft bread, smothered in butter, Ketchup and brown sauce 😋

My husband would absolutely love that. I unfortunately have issues with salad cream 😂

Crumpets dripping in butter.

Like just cream, sandwiched between bread? I mean I can't criticise, I was raised on sugar sambos, and still occasionally have one

Sounds glorious

Butter, cream cheese and bovril on toast

Would you judge me if I confess that I've never had a crumpet? 😬 Anything dripping in butter sounds good though.

Are you me?! This is my go to when I need comforting shit food. Got to be chow mein flavour though. No other is good enough. There was a shortage a couple of years ago and I couldn't get hold of any for ages. Now I always make sure I have a cupboardful just incase!

Fried egg and bacon sandwiches, ideally in thick sliced fried bread too. Ketchup or HP sauce, depending on which one I fancy at the time.

Greggs steak bake or chicken super noodles with chopped up hotdogs and cheese stirred through,

Chips, double cheese and gravy from a decent chippy. It is not disgusting, it is divine.

Maccie D’s.

Cold toast with cheese slices on top

three soft boiled eggs, two slices of heavily and I mean HEAVILY buttered white bread torn into rags, salt, pepper. Chop together, add more butter eat.

Ooh, never tried the chow mein flavour but will give it a bash, thanks for the suggestion

Now I want fried bread so badly. Haven't had it in years but I need it. Lovely white McCloskeys bread, heavily buttered, fried in dripping, that's how my Nan used to make it

Those mini Chicago town pizzas, done in the microwave for extra filth. Or the air fryer if you feel fancy

Crisp butty. Ready salted. With butter.

Chip butty, white bread and butter. Sauce and vinegar as you like it. And a big glass of cold milk!

You can keep the brown sauce, but otherwise this! (maybe with a gooey fried egg too!)

Fresh crusty bread and salted butter.

Peanut butter and jam sandwich made with fried bread.

Southern fried chicken mini fillets in a sandwich. Plain white bread, butter and ketchup.