What's your favourite filthy food?

[ScentlessAprentice]

I'm feeling shite with a chest infection, DH is away for work, so I fancy some easy, dirty comfort food. I'm thinking chicken Super Noodles sandwiched between two slices of heavily buttered white bread. Stodgy, hot and delicious. Any other suggestions?

Mine are...

1. Fishfinger sandwich with ketchup

1. 2 slices of cheese on toast, 1 has red sauce and 1 has brown sauce. Alternate bites.

Either a deep fried Mars bar from chippy or a jam sandwich buttered both sides, fried in butter then whilst hot rolled in sugar or hot spaghetti with cheese, golden syrup and sweet chilli sauce 😋

It sounds like anything with white bread and lashings of butter hits the spot mines fish fingers iceberg lettuce and ketchup

The little Chicago town pizzas! Glorious!

I've not had it in ages and now I really fancy it and have none of the ingredients!

Cover a plate in original Doritos. Blob a load of salsa all over, some jalapeños and sliced chorizo. Cover in enormous amounts of grated cheese and put under the grill. Eat with disgusting amounts of sour cream and some guacamole to make it reeeeeally healthy

A bowl of rice crispies with sloshes of maple syrup and mixed with semi-whipped double cream.

Also cornflakes in a bowl with some milk then poured double cream. So. Filthy.

White pitta bread filled with cream cheese microwaved to warm it slightly then dipped in sweet chilli sauce.

Hot crumpets with butter then thick slices of mature cheddar, oooh they go semi-melted.

Definitely MSG.

No no no wait, the best is takeaway Chinese "seaweed" mixed with packet noodles. The crispy to squidgy ratio plus salt/msg....aaaaah

Marmite on toast, beans on top, cheese on the beans.

Bacon, lettuce, tomato, and peanut butter sandwich. With mayo.

Oven fries, cheese and beans, stacked in that order, and thermonuclear hot!

Mmm love me some Chinese "seaweed" 🪸

Costco mini* Victoria sandwich cakes

Or chips with lashes of melted grated cheese and ketchup

*they're massive

Crumpet with cheese and marmite

Fish fjnger sandwich, mayo on one side, tommy ketch on the other.

Chicken super noodles, on top of cheap white bread (toasted with lots of butter) and then pop some grated mature cheddar on top and under the grill to melt- it’s absolutely beautifully disgusting 👌

or just the biggest portion of macaroni cheese known to man.

I have not had cheese and potato pie for years, I bet it's gorgeous with tinned tomatoes 🤤

Doritos chilli heatwave crushed into garlic dip and eaten with a spoon......

My God OP. Once you're recovered you need to get yourself some hot buttered crumpets immediately! I like to toast mine twice as I prefer them slightly crispy.

My go to food when feeling shit is a crisp sandwich on white bread with lots of butter, or a big bowl of chips and gravy.

Lordy mine is hot Crumpets with peanut butter. But PB is like crack to me. I'd ear the entire jar so never have it in the house.

Ready made mash with grated cheese and extra butter and salt.

Chicken super noodles topped with chicken dippers

Cup of tea and peanut butter on toast (about 76 pieces)...
So impossible to stop! 😬

A mountain of crispy chips under a metric shit tonne of salt, black pepper, mayo and ketchup. That's all.

Cook a bag of supermarket frozen curly fries and a 'ready meal' type pouch of pulled pork / pulled beef. Put fries in a bowl and top with the meat, grated cheese and some coleslaw.

One of mine and DHs favourite lazy weekend dinners when we are trying to stay off the takeaways

Oo @Serenity45 that sounds delicious 😋