What's your favourite filthy food?

[ScentlessAprentice]

I'm feeling shite with a chest infection, DH is away for work, so I fancy some easy, dirty comfort food. I'm thinking chicken Super Noodles sandwiched between two slices of heavily buttered white bread. Stodgy, hot and delicious. Any other suggestions?

Chips with gravy and cheese on top.

Garnish with a sausage.

Not judge but whhhhaaaattttt? 🤣

Heinz beans and sausages and chips between white bread with thick lurpak…

But I am definitely going to be trying all of these very soon

Beef burger with an egg on top, pan fried mushrooms and sliced avocado. No bread.

Agreed on dirty fries. Freezer chips, chilli powder chopped tomato and crispy bacon all covered in mozzarella cheese from a bag.

Also two slices of toast, crunchy peanut butter on one side, Nutella on the other. Squidge together and eat while warm with cold milk.

Failing that, chocolate slabs dipped into peanut butter.

Also pop tarts. The strawberry ones.

My all time favourite is probably too healthy for this thread. Sausages, big heap of buttery mash. Bisto gravy, red cabbage. Eat until overflowing.

I love how these mainly contain bread. I do like a noodle butty! I love a fish finger butty with ketchup , cheap fish fingers like bird's-eye, not posh fish goujons

I know, it's very weird, but I've honestly never had one.

Oh I'd forgotten about strawberry pop tarts, love those. Nutella though, makes me retch. Even thinking about it gives me the pukes. As does chocolate. I know, I'm a freak 😂

Anything with potatoes though, makes me happy

A woman after my own heart. Love a good cheap fish finger sambo

Chicken nuggets & BBQ sauce.

Thick white sliced bread toasted and slathered in butter
Topped with spaghetti hoops, cheese and chopped up frankfurters

Fried egg over easy with chips 😋

White bread, thickly buttered with Salted Lurpack, Crunchy Peanut Butter and Pickled Red Cabbage. If no Cabbage available Pickled Beetroot is an acceptable alternative.

Fish n chips with loads of salt & vinegar and a gherkin

Oh, on top of half a bap but only if it's fried. Otherwise naked.

Tater tots with loads of grated cheese, bacon bits and blue cheese dressing.

Ooooh yeah! Cheap fishfinger butties are delicious and now on my menu for tomorrow night, so thank you!

When I'm not well I love pasta with butter and salt.

Loved a rowie when I had a hangover!

Thick white toast from a bloomer, so thick you have to toast it under the grill, Dairylea cheese spread, black pepper and silverskin pickled onions.

Richmond sausage sandwich, plastic bread, butter and bisto to dip.

Ready made mash and gravy

M and s macaroni cheese. Not dirty but I could eat it every night and not get bored and I'd be enormous so it's in the illness pile

Macaroni cheese with extra cheese and ketchup

An entire tube of Pringles

Chip butty, white bread, loads of butter that melts everywhere, shit tonne of salt and vinegar.
Carby heaven.
With a cup of tea!

Chips either from the chippie or oven chips doused in salt, vinegar and ketchup or if from chippie some steaming curry sauce to dip them...go for it OP! I feel inspired by your thread!!