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What incels reckon makes a good woman:

601 replies

valensiwalensi · 09/04/2024 12:20

This is the list posted by a bunch of morons who should not be allowed the internet:

Loses weight after pregnancy
Low body count/dresses modestly
Dress size 12 or lower / no FUPA
Waist to hip ratio 0.7
No trauma
Balanced PH levels/bubblegum pink
Reasonably sized forehead/areolas
Can cook and clean
No single mums
No stretch marks
Open to labiaplasty
Has low iron levels
Can spell coconut with her waist
Not a feminist
Not moody during her period
Doesnt believe in starsigns
Doesnt nag

At first I laughed SO HARD - wtf does low iron levels even mean? But then honestly I started to feel sad and angry that this bullshit incel culture and porn is shaping young mens approaches to what women should be.

Its SO gross.

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frozendaisy · 10/04/2024 21:01

And let any women who don't want to remain the right to live elsewhere.

RespiceFinemKarma · 10/04/2024 21:04

"Like I said, for a lot of them it's not just about sex/relationship but the status symbol on his arm. That's all she is. "

This. And this is why so many women are now complaining that men don't even bother to ask them questions on dates; you can tell they aren't actually interested in anything other than your body and how you will make them look. Once you realise you see it everywhere, albeit on a smaller scale than incel but the mentality it comes from. For example the husband who after 10+ yrs still hasn't figured out his wife hates the colour pink. Then they get very very offended when the woman isn't bowled over when they receive something they've repeatedly said they don't want or like. It stems from this idea that the woman doesn't really have a personality or interests that need to be part of the relationship. The man however has to have the food he likes, clothes cleaned the way he likes - the wife has to pay astute attention to his desires and interests.

RespiceFinemKarma · 10/04/2024 21:06

frozendaisy · 10/04/2024 21:01

There are a handful of countries women don't have rights why don't they just move there.

Thai brides, Soviet brides, Filipino brides - these men are after exactly that.

blacksax · 10/04/2024 21:08

Really, there's only one thing for them to learn that would really help their cause.

If you have an unpleasant personality you won't get laid. If you are nice to women, you will.

That about sums it up in a nutshell.

PaperDoIIs · 10/04/2024 21:14

frozendaisy · 10/04/2024 21:01

There are a handful of countries women don't have rights why don't they just move there.

The ones that can afford to buy a "wife" from there.

PaperDoIIs · 10/04/2024 21:15

blacksax · 10/04/2024 21:08

Really, there's only one thing for them to learn that would really help their cause.

If you have an unpleasant personality you won't get laid. If you are nice to women, you will.

That about sums it up in a nutshell.

That's the sad thing. They think they are the nice guys. The smart ones. The superior ones. The gentlemen.

The cognitive dissonance is off the scale.

silverbirches · 10/04/2024 21:24

All those requirements on that list- geez.

That's going to be a Venn diagram with a vacuum in the middle...

Helengreggregson · 10/04/2024 21:29

@PaperDoIIs Yes I know what you mean. I suspect it is a cultural thing in a way also, they see these “stacys” as the biggest threat. they are so far removed from reality anyway I guess, it’s difficult to understand.

Helengreggregson · 10/04/2024 21:31

I have to wonder what kind of relationship these men have with their own mothers/sisters etc.

RespiceFinemKarma · 10/04/2024 21:37

PaperDoIIs · 09/04/2024 21:32

Tbh their list of what they THINK women want is just as bonkers. It's just a long list to excuse the fact that who they are(not what they look like) is frightening and repulsive. Which is why , even after having surgery, bathing in steroids and hitting the gym they're still incels.

• Be 6'0"+ (g, or horrific limb lengthening surgery/shoe
lifts)
• Be white (g)
• Have olive-dark complexion (g) • Have clear skin (g, acne regime is too obvious and
destroys skin)
• Have protruding, wide and high cheekbones (g)
• Have strong, forward growing midface (g, $20k+ surgery) • Have strong lower third (strong jaw and protruding chin)
(g, $15k+ surgery)
• Have good philtrum-nose ratio (g)
• Have strong protruding brow ridge (g) • Have proportionate, masculine but not too large nose
(surgery) • Have dark, hunter, thick but not too thick, straight but not
too straight eyebrows (g)
• Have hooded, green or blue eyes (g)
• Have positive canthal tilt (g)
• Have straight, NW1 hairline with thick hair (surgery) • Have ability to grow thick, even facial hair and to look
good with or without it (g)
• Have medium sized, slightly wide forehead (g)
• Have robust skull (g)
• Have solid, wide intimidating frame (g)
• Have large hands, thick wrists, thick neck (g)
• Have aesthetically proportionate muscle insertions (g)
• Have less than 15% bodyfat (gym)
• Have lean but muscular physique (gym, weight training) • Have 7+ inch penis (g, possible surgery, or years of clamping heavy weights to your dick, stretching and pulling
etc)
• Be unanimously desirable to all other women

Can't say I ever tested a man's skull robustness or their canthal tilt before going on a date . Wtf even is that one?

😂Just reading back and crying with laughter at what they think we want (obviously because we are all exactly the same).
Have they never opened their eyes in a high street before? How do they cope when reality is so many men are clearly punching? Clearly they've never seen my ex either!

Firefly1987 · 10/04/2024 21:38

Being low on iron made me irritable and moody as fuck so they might wanna rethink that if they can't even deal with a bit of PMS moodiness 🙄

The whole psychology behind incels does fascinate me I must admit (not in a good way obviously) but I don't think they even know what they want from women. If one turned up at their basement door in their underwear offering sex they'd probably freak out. And they moan about being sooo lonely-yeah because you hate women's company, getting laid won't cure your loneliness, that'd take developing normal human relationships...which you're not prepared to do. I've seen some of them say they HATE to see happy couples enjoying a day out, literal hatred because men and women are being nice to each other. They must be so mentally ill and they all just make out like it's down to not getting laid.

EmeraldA129 · 10/04/2024 21:39

I just had to look up the coconut thing - it’s totally ridiculous though op. And really sad that young men are getting brainwashed.

Firefly1987 · 10/04/2024 21:47

RespiceFinemKarma · 10/04/2024 21:37

😂Just reading back and crying with laughter at what they think we want (obviously because we are all exactly the same).
Have they never opened their eyes in a high street before? How do they cope when reality is so many men are clearly punching? Clearly they've never seen my ex either!

Probably convince themselves he must be rich! They think they know ALL about women and what we want more than we ourselves do and won't be convinced otherwise. It's very sad.

Ukrainebaby23 · 10/04/2024 21:49

valensiwalensi · 09/04/2024 12:29

It means pink vagina/labia.

Its also a pedo phrase.

Ucky icky urge

0sm0nthus · 10/04/2024 21:55

frozendaisy · 10/04/2024 21:01

There are a handful of countries women don't have rights why don't they just move there.

Because those countries are backward shit holes and they dont want to live in places like that.
They want all the benefits of modern advanced culture, but they want women to live as if they were in a backward culture where they have no choice but to submit to men.

DBSFstupid · 10/04/2024 22:03

Breathmiller · 09/04/2024 12:30

Did anyone read the last half while trying to spell coconut with their nonexistant waist?

Yes.

keffie12 · 10/04/2024 22:13

@valensiwalensi wtf is can spell coconut with her waist mean? The mind boggles - what am I missing 🤔

LilyPAnderson · 10/04/2024 22:39

Pedallleur · 10/04/2024 19:52

Stepford wife is their ideal.

Yet I doubt a Stepford wife would bother with a man who spends his time being obsessed with taking away women's confidence online, and needs to meet other incels online from 1000s of miles away, to make themselves feel as if they're types who women would be stupid enough to bother about anyway.
I think many of them have been ordered to leave women alone offline, so they'll try to abuse women online instead and force their warped opinions on women who ignore them offline.

DisabledDemon · 10/04/2024 22:46

Hopefully, the number of women agreeable to having sex with them will be so minute, they'll die out pretty soon.

LilyPAnderson · 10/04/2024 22:50

Daleksatemyshed · 10/04/2024 18:11

Some of the Incel views are strangely Victorian- women are over emotional creatures who can't be trusted with their own sexuality, they must be hustled into marriage before their vile lack of morals leads them astray, women shouldn't use their minds too much because it's bad for them, they should be running a household because women don't have the intellect for serious work. It's a curious counterbalace to reality - the more women lead corporations, win Nobel awards, live their own lives, the more they want to take us all back to a time when women "knew their place".
Society moves on and there are always people who can't cope with that, men for generations were always top of the tree and some find the changes too hard to cope with, their outrage twists itself into real hatred.

I think we're putting too much weight into thinking these men have any worthiness or desirability. There's a reason they need to take out their failures onto women and try to make women feel bad. They know that they can pretend to be what they like online, so they act as if they're a man who's warped opinions are worth listening to

VitoCorleoneOfMNMafia · 10/04/2024 22:55

Tartaniscool · 10/04/2024 15:46

I did not say that at all

If these incels had met women, they would know that moodiness during and prior to periods is normal for women as a class and wouldn't insist on dating only the women who don't experience it. Am I clearer now? No one is saying that women who don't get PMT aren't actually real women. It's a comment on incels' observation skills.

VitoCorleoneOfMNMafia · 10/04/2024 22:59

blacksax · 10/04/2024 21:08

Really, there's only one thing for them to learn that would really help their cause.

If you have an unpleasant personality you won't get laid. If you are nice to women, you will.

That about sums it up in a nutshell.

Ah, but they perform insincere "niceness" and then get shirty when that doesn't work.

If they treated women like people, they'd get laid.

Platypuslover · 10/04/2024 23:25

There was I think an FBI episode possibly the most wanted spin off about an incel serial killer. Just saying.

AllTheChaos · 10/04/2024 23:41

BigMandsTattooPortfolio · 09/04/2024 14:37

I’m totally ok with incels being incels because it means they will all eventually become extinctcels.

Love it!

AllTheChaos · 10/04/2024 23:47

Vroomfondleswaistcoat · 09/04/2024 15:36

Surely... (she said cautiously, having thought about this waaaay too much)... you'd snap their willy when you crossed the 't' in 'coconut?

I'm sitting here wiggling away, to the consternation of the dog, and I can't see how you'd manage the cross bar bit without...well.... unfortunate side effects. But then again, snapping an incel's willy would probably be for the good of humanity, and there is a sentence I never thought I'd be writing on a Tuesday.

I just laughed so loudly I woke the dog up, and it’s now barking at the imaginary threat 😂