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What incels reckon makes a good woman:

601 replies

valensiwalensi · 09/04/2024 12:20

This is the list posted by a bunch of morons who should not be allowed the internet:

Loses weight after pregnancy
Low body count/dresses modestly
Dress size 12 or lower / no FUPA
Waist to hip ratio 0.7
No trauma
Balanced PH levels/bubblegum pink
Reasonably sized forehead/areolas
Can cook and clean
No single mums
No stretch marks
Open to labiaplasty
Has low iron levels
Can spell coconut with her waist
Not a feminist
Not moody during her period
Doesnt believe in starsigns
Doesnt nag

At first I laughed SO HARD - wtf does low iron levels even mean? But then honestly I started to feel sad and angry that this bullshit incel culture and porn is shaping young mens approaches to what women should be.

Its SO gross.

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LilyPAnderson · 10/04/2024 14:34

Tartaniscool · 10/04/2024 14:25

Oh, I've got another point for the incel list

Women who don't accidently on purpose get pregnant. You know the ones I mean. Those "accidental pregnancies".

I really shouldn't encourage them 😂. Before you ask, the list is ridiculous. And yes, I am taking the piss.

What about all the men who go around having unprotected sx with women they know they don't want to stay with, and then complain they have to pay maintenance for their children with women they aren't with. Instead of making a commitment to a woman they want to stay with before making them pregnant?

Tartaniscool · 10/04/2024 14:37

LilyPAnderson · 10/04/2024 14:34

What about all the men who go around having unprotected sx with women they know they don't want to stay with, and then complain they have to pay maintenance for their children with women they aren't with. Instead of making a commitment to a woman they want to stay with before making them pregnant?

I thought the incel list was only talking about women. I just wanted to give them another point 🙂

Seriously, yes men should use protection to prevent this situation from arising but then some women really should not prick the protection with a safety pin in order to get pregnant. It works both ways.

LilyPAnderson · 10/04/2024 14:46

Have you ever heard of houris in Islam? It's where the idea of virgins in heaven come from.
Apparently men get houris when they die, who are beautiful women, with large breasts, fair skin, large eyes and smiling faces, who have just enough intelligence to obey the man. The men can have as much sx as they want with the houris, but they don't get pregnant (not sure what the large breasts are for then) have no bodily fluids (sounds painful) and have no bodily odours.

I looked up what women get when they die, and an Iman said it's same smelly man they had on Earth who they have to share with the houris.

I prefer the idea in Buddhism and other religions, where our bodily desires should be ignored if we want to get in touch with our spiritual selves.

PaperDoIIs · 10/04/2024 14:47

Talking of incels I would rather work with Elliot freaking Rodger than some woman who bullies others to make herself feel better (they really are 10 a penny aren't they?)

Careful darling, your mask is slipping.

NonPlayerCharacter · 10/04/2024 14:49

PaperDoIIs · 10/04/2024 14:47

Talking of incels I would rather work with Elliot freaking Rodger than some woman who bullies others to make herself feel better (they really are 10 a penny aren't they?)

Careful darling, your mask is slipping.

Slipping? It fell off 20 paces ago along with the wig.

LilyPAnderson · 10/04/2024 14:49

Tartaniscool · 10/04/2024 14:37

I thought the incel list was only talking about women. I just wanted to give them another point 🙂

Seriously, yes men should use protection to prevent this situation from arising but then some women really should not prick the protection with a safety pin in order to get pregnant. It works both ways.

Do you think many women really do prick a condom? I wonder out of the few that do, it could result in pregnancy? Don't some condoms contain nonoxynol 9 which as a spermicide? How much could come out of a tiny hole, and then get into the cervix? I thought ejculation is strong to make sure it gets pushed towards where it needs to go, but a small amount would trickle out of a hole with a pin. Also if the hole might result in a bigger hole, would that happen when putting it on, to see it?

Tartaniscool · 10/04/2024 14:53

PaperDoIIs · 10/04/2024 14:47

Talking of incels I would rather work with Elliot freaking Rodger than some woman who bullies others to make herself feel better (they really are 10 a penny aren't they?)

Careful darling, your mask is slipping.

I am actually a woman. Yes, a real one before you ask that.

Tartaniscool · 10/04/2024 14:57

LilyPAnderson · 10/04/2024 14:49

Do you think many women really do prick a condom? I wonder out of the few that do, it could result in pregnancy? Don't some condoms contain nonoxynol 9 which as a spermicide? How much could come out of a tiny hole, and then get into the cervix? I thought ejculation is strong to make sure it gets pushed towards where it needs to go, but a small amount would trickle out of a hole with a pin. Also if the hole might result in a bigger hole, would that happen when putting it on, to see it?

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I highly suspect it in some cases and I have read about it on here. Considering how small sperm is and that it only takes one to fertilize an egg, it is certainly possible.

For the people saying I am a man, wrong! I am a real woman (who doesn't get moody during her period anymore) and I despise it when men who identify as a woman get treated as such.

HollyKnight · 10/04/2024 14:57

When are women pricking condoms with safety pins?? Are they taking the condom the guy brought and then disappearing into the bathroom for a few seconds with it? Or is this a condom the woman has provided because the guy hasn't bothered to take responsibility for contraception himself?

Tartaniscool · 10/04/2024 15:01

HollyKnight · 10/04/2024 14:57

When are women pricking condoms with safety pins?? Are they taking the condom the guy brought and then disappearing into the bathroom for a few seconds with it? Or is this a condom the woman has provided because the guy hasn't bothered to take responsibility for contraception himself?

Yeah maybe.

PaperDoIIs · 10/04/2024 15:01

What is really worrying is that if there's a pattern (need to do some more research) where incels consider women simply not reacting to their presence as rejection, thus fuelling their anger/hatred, then we don't stand a chance of combating this. It'll just spread like the cancer it is.

SevenSeasOfRhye · 10/04/2024 15:02

Do you think many women really do prick a condom?

I doubt it. They'd either have to do it through the wrapper which would be noticeable, or present their lover with an unwrapped condom which would be odd - and both those assume the condoms are stored somewhere communal, not in Mister's back pocket.

RespiceFinemKarma · 10/04/2024 15:04

Haven't RTFT but assume that none of these guys will ever find a girlfriend. I'm sure they will somehow manage to blame the women, but without any iron how are these women meant to be awake enough to actually walk about and meet them???

RespiceFinemKarma · 10/04/2024 15:06

HollyKnight · 10/04/2024 14:57

When are women pricking condoms with safety pins?? Are they taking the condom the guy brought and then disappearing into the bathroom for a few seconds with it? Or is this a condom the woman has provided because the guy hasn't bothered to take responsibility for contraception himself?

Incels using condoms? hahahahahaaaaaa

LilyPAnderson · 10/04/2024 15:11

When I heard about MGTOW I thought, fair enough, then go your own way and be an independent man, and leave me alone to be with a happy, hero gentleman type which I prefer. Yet they spend most of their time online making videos going on about why they don't want women, and then writing in the comments to try to make women feel bad about themselves and promoting others abuse women. Yet those same men would accuse women of nagging.

They seem a bit too obsessed with women to be going their own way. Like it's a way to get attention from women.
It seems to just be another way to try and abuse women and have power over them, when women try to avoid them when they realise their abusive personality. They think they have a right to abuse women and many websites allow them to do that.

NonPlayerCharacter · 10/04/2024 15:17

LilyPAnderson · 10/04/2024 15:11

When I heard about MGTOW I thought, fair enough, then go your own way and be an independent man, and leave me alone to be with a happy, hero gentleman type which I prefer. Yet they spend most of their time online making videos going on about why they don't want women, and then writing in the comments to try to make women feel bad about themselves and promoting others abuse women. Yet those same men would accuse women of nagging.

They seem a bit too obsessed with women to be going their own way. Like it's a way to get attention from women.
It seems to just be another way to try and abuse women and have power over them, when women try to avoid them when they realise their abusive personality. They think they have a right to abuse women and many websites allow them to do that.

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They aren't going their own way at all. If they were they'd just fuck off and we'd all be happier.

It's a grown man equivalent of a performative flounce and sulk followed by loud activity in the next room and an occasional duck around the door to tell you they're still not talking to you.

LilyPAnderson · 10/04/2024 15:23

NonPlayerCharacter · 10/04/2024 15:17

They aren't going their own way at all. If they were they'd just fuck off and we'd all be happier.

It's a grown man equivalent of a performative flounce and sulk followed by loud activity in the next room and an occasional duck around the door to tell you they're still not talking to you.

True, but they're more dangerous as promote hatred and abuse towards women. I'd class them as extremists. There have been mass shooting incels in Canada and the USA.

PaperDoIIs · 10/04/2024 15:28

LilyPAnderson · 10/04/2024 15:11

When I heard about MGTOW I thought, fair enough, then go your own way and be an independent man, and leave me alone to be with a happy, hero gentleman type which I prefer. Yet they spend most of their time online making videos going on about why they don't want women, and then writing in the comments to try to make women feel bad about themselves and promoting others abuse women. Yet those same men would accuse women of nagging.

They seem a bit too obsessed with women to be going their own way. Like it's a way to get attention from women.
It seems to just be another way to try and abuse women and have power over them, when women try to avoid them when they realise their abusive personality. They think they have a right to abuse women and many websites allow them to do that.

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It's even deeper and more fucked up than that.

They resent the fact that they need women(in their heads). For sex and as a status symbol(which is why they're so focused on hot "perfect" women)to impress and upstage the "Chads". Women are a means to an end, but to their outrage women have autonomy and choices and that makes them evil.

VitoCorleoneOfMNMafia · 10/04/2024 15:31

Tartaniscool · 10/04/2024 14:01

Not all women are moody during their periods. If you think that a woman who is not moody during her period is not a "real woman", then I absolutely despair.

Those of us who are moody because of rollercoastering hormones and agonising cramps aren't in any way inferior to the lucky women who lack those symptoms. We are all human with inherent worth, which is what the incels are in denial about.

Most women experience some unpleasant effects from periods other than bleeding. It comes as part of the package when dating women and decent men accept this. I believe that the poster you are replying to was trying to make a point like the one I've just made.

VitoCorleoneOfMNMafia · 10/04/2024 15:37

HollyKnight · 10/04/2024 14:57

When are women pricking condoms with safety pins?? Are they taking the condom the guy brought and then disappearing into the bathroom for a few seconds with it? Or is this a condom the woman has provided because the guy hasn't bothered to take responsibility for contraception himself?

If skeevy men are worried that women will tamper with condoms, all they have to do is bring their own (I recommend non-latex) and put them on themselves. That would involve them taking responsibility for contraception though.

Observation tells me that men "stealthing", i.e. committing rape by removing a condom that the woman's consent was conditional upon the use of, is far more likely than women poking holes in condoms.

Tartaniscool · 10/04/2024 15:46

VitoCorleoneOfMNMafia · 10/04/2024 15:31

Those of us who are moody because of rollercoastering hormones and agonising cramps aren't in any way inferior to the lucky women who lack those symptoms. We are all human with inherent worth, which is what the incels are in denial about.

Most women experience some unpleasant effects from periods other than bleeding. It comes as part of the package when dating women and decent men accept this. I believe that the poster you are replying to was trying to make a point like the one I've just made.

I did not say that at all

GR8GAL · 10/04/2024 15:47

Ignore them.

They're looking for women who don't exist, and removing themselves from the gene pool in the process.

This is a self-resolving problem as far as I can see because their chances of passing these flawed genes on is rock bottom. Thankfully!

PaperDoIIs · 10/04/2024 15:54

GR8GAL · 10/04/2024 15:47

Ignore them.

They're looking for women who don't exist, and removing themselves from the gene pool in the process.

This is a self-resolving problem as far as I can see because their chances of passing these flawed genes on is rock bottom. Thankfully!

Except sometimes they go out in the wild and take out innocent people with them. They are a terrorist group.

Waitingfordoggo · 10/04/2024 15:55

Talking of incels I would rather work with Elliot freaking Rodger than some woman who bullies others to make herself feel better

You’d rather work with a mass murderer than a bully?

Chinny reckon.

Tartaniscool · 10/04/2024 15:57

Waitingfordoggo · 10/04/2024 15:55

Talking of incels I would rather work with Elliot freaking Rodger than some woman who bullies others to make herself feel better

You’d rather work with a mass murderer than a bully?

Chinny reckon.

I was making a dig at a particular ex colleague of mine. It was a comment that wasn't supposed to be taken seriously.