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Christian Horner

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imhappytoday98 · 19/02/2024 14:36

Red bull formula one boss
What's the story?
Someone mentioned he is hero Halliwell's husband but could be in trouble at work?

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TheDowagerDoughnut · 01/03/2024 13:14

I actually think he's quite hot in a cartoon villain dirty fuck type way.

No way! Grin

If you want cartoonishly hot, you need Toto Wolff.

JoanThursday1972 · 01/03/2024 13:15

underthebun · 01/03/2024 13:13

The whole “ooh, tell me what you’re wearing” thing is just so clichéd and Carry-On film. It kind of shows up how thick he is (the SPAG also does this). He fact that he has space in his head for all that nonsense when he is doing a really big and exciting job is pretty pathetic really.

I would have thought to have that job he would have a bit more about him but the chat is soooo basic!

The simpleton doesn't know the difference between your and you're.

AlecTrevelyan006 · 01/03/2024 13:16

so it seems that Horner was cleared of ‘inappropriate’ behaviour. Having seen the evidence it is clear that his bosses knew ‘something’ had gone but concluded that it wasn’t inappropriate. Thus, in their view there’s nothing inherently inappropriate about a married man actively pursuing a romantic/sexual relationships with one of his direct reports - despite her obviously wanting that action to stop.

happens all the the time, innit.

Olivegardenishome · 01/03/2024 13:17

TheDowagerDoughnut · 01/03/2024 13:14

I actually think he's quite hot in a cartoon villain dirty fuck type way.

No way! Grin

If you want cartoonishly hot, you need Toto Wolff.

Oh yes, Toto is definitely that. And more 😍

ChristianHornersGlisteningFinger · 01/03/2024 13:17

I was always very sceptical about the status of the “independent enquiry”. It was never going to be a Select Committee was it? Would love to see the terms of reference.

I think that the pp who suggested that it was just a vehicle for the Asian bosses to apply their own very particular perspective on extra marital affairs and workplace hierarchy had it spot on.

JoanThursday1972 · 01/03/2024 13:17

I looked in my drive and it is not actually there. It wasn't something I created and it wasn't "shared with me" - just a link I looked in - so it might not be there. I looked at recent files and shared with me and it isn't there.

sansol · 01/03/2024 13:17

@JoanThursday1972 who cares. I doubt IT are checking every link with a fine tooth comb and it's current affairs/top story in the press.

cathyandclaire · 01/03/2024 13:19

MermaidEyes · 01/03/2024 13:12

Just wank material for his brain, innit

Spanx have got to be the most unattractive wank material ever

to be fair I think they were Spanx leggings- Spanx do leather-look leggings and other types, all very figure hugging, so guessing that’s what does it for him.

And YES I am ashamed I know too much about this !

Ramalangadingdong · 01/03/2024 13:21

Geebray · 01/03/2024 12:59

Hello Geri! 👋

It actually does sound like her.

Chitterlina · 01/03/2024 13:21

Wank Spanx 😂

NoraBattysCurlers · 01/03/2024 13:21

ChristianHornersGlisteningFinger · 01/03/2024 13:17

I was always very sceptical about the status of the “independent enquiry”. It was never going to be a Select Committee was it? Would love to see the terms of reference.

I think that the pp who suggested that it was just a vehicle for the Asian bosses to apply their own very particular perspective on extra marital affairs and workplace hierarchy had it spot on.

The report, compiled after hours of interviews by a King’s Counsel appointed to oversee the investigation, was “confidential”.

Does anyone know who was the KC who oversaw the investigation? It seems his/her name has also remained confidential.

ssd · 01/03/2024 13:21

Kenthighst · 01/03/2024 13:01

He comes across as desperate & depraved.
Interestingly Geri normally very active on her Instagram has been missing in action since last month so maybe she's not planning on standing beside her horny man after all

She'll definitely stand by him, she's fuck all now without him

Gibs0nGirl · 01/03/2024 13:23

Probably @ColleenDonaghy I mean, it's kinda gross but not the worst thing a man has ever been exposed as. He'll turn up as a well-paid pundit or manage young drivers coming through.

Geebray · 01/03/2024 13:24

ssd · 01/03/2024 13:21

She'll definitely stand by him, she's fuck all now without him

Agreed. Her whole current persona is "Lady of the Horner Manor".

Which is why I think she'll do a "Struggling through with dignity" schtick, and then an image-saving documentary.

Gibs0nGirl · 01/03/2024 13:25

ColleenDonaghy · 01/03/2024 13:04

The real question I'm interested in - is it true that Newey's and Horner's contracts are tied? Are we heading to a new Ferrari era?

I don't know but I've heard that too.

TokyoSushi · 01/03/2024 13:25

Oh my, I wasn't expecting a link to the full messages! 😄 They're pretty dull and how I imagine an affair with a very posh person would be! 🤢

Totally damning for Horner and 'the investigation' seems very much like company stands by big man boss against little woman. Geri must be utterly furious, but wouldn't be remotely surprised if she 'stood by her man.'

What's with the nipple picture and the shiny finger?! Excruciating!!

Gibs0nGirl · 01/03/2024 13:26

TheDowagerDoughnut · 01/03/2024 13:14

I actually think he's quite hot in a cartoon villain dirty fuck type way.

No way! Grin

If you want cartoonishly hot, you need Toto Wolff.

No Toto seems very clean cut to me. Like he'd iron the bedsheets before getting in.

I'm in my midlife crisis filth era, just let me have it 🤣

LizzieSiddal · 01/03/2024 13:26

So they concluded he wasn’t behaving inappropriately whilst these leaked texts show he definitely was. I hope the women sues the arse off these people.

And like others I feel zero sympathy for Geri H. She knew what kind of man she married when she started shagging a man whose long term partner was pregnant.

DaBlackCatsAreDaBestCats · 01/03/2024 13:26

JoanThursday1972 · 01/03/2024 13:15

The simpleton doesn't know the difference between your and you're.

He comes across as massively thick and yawningly boring

Kenthighst · 01/03/2024 13:27

Geebray · 01/03/2024 13:24

Agreed. Her whole current persona is "Lady of the Horner Manor".

Which is why I think she'll do a "Struggling through with dignity" schtick, and then an image-saving documentary.

Yes. She has gone all country aristocratic like Madonna did when she married Guy Ritchie!

ColleenDonaghy · 01/03/2024 13:28

Gibs0nGirl · 01/03/2024 13:23

Probably @ColleenDonaghy I mean, it's kinda gross but not the worst thing a man has ever been exposed as. He'll turn up as a well-paid pundit or manage young drivers coming through.

Maybe manage a team in another formula, move to WEC. He's a very successful man and at a very young age. Some brief embarrassment and then life will continue, as it usually does for powerful men.

drumbeats · 01/03/2024 13:29

TokyoSushi · 01/03/2024 13:25

Oh my, I wasn't expecting a link to the full messages! 😄 They're pretty dull and how I imagine an affair with a very posh person would be! 🤢

Totally damning for Horner and 'the investigation' seems very much like company stands by big man boss against little woman. Geri must be utterly furious, but wouldn't be remotely surprised if she 'stood by her man.'

What's with the nipple picture and the shiny finger?! Excruciating!!

What makes you think he's posh 😂

TheDowagerDoughnut · 01/03/2024 13:31

*No Toto seems very clean cut to me. Like he'd iron the bedsheets before getting in.

I'm in my midlife crisis filth era, just let me have it 🤣*

My own mid life crisis means I find the idea of his ironing the sheets the very thing that makes him hot 😂

DaBlackCatsAreDaBestCats · 01/03/2024 13:31

Kenthighst · 01/03/2024 13:27

Yes. She has gone all country aristocratic like Madonna did when she married Guy Ritchie!

And that went well didnt it. Can never quite pull off the reinvention

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